shit-cakes

When something does not go the way you wanted.
"Sorry man, you didn't get it"
"Ahhhh shit-cakes"
by Pete89 June 25, 2007
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Mashing Cakes

To mash cakes means bumping uglies, swaping gravy, or doing the no pants dance. Can be used in past tense and appreviated ex."we mashed"
If you bring home a drunk college girl from a keg party, your probably gonna end up mashing cakes.
by clay motha fukin jones March 04, 2008
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Puss cake

Term used by Clint Eastwood in the movie "Gran Torino", meaning a sweet "pussy". In other words, It means that you are a sweet faggot.
Kid: I can't ask her out..I'm too scared
Clint E: Well sit here on your ass then Puss cake.
by NoAssClownEss February 17, 2009
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Booty Cake

When someone doesn't wipe themselves good enough after taking a shit & leaves a crusty icing in their underwear.
Damn fool! You made one hell of a Booty Cake in your briefs!
by Bill Bixby May 15, 2005
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lame cakes

the carefree, positive, life-loving way to say 'lame'.

it sucks but it's not that bad.
person a: "i went to the fair today but didn't get cotton candy because the line was too long..."
person b:"lame cakes"
by Torey H March 30, 2008
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Ass cake

A close relative to the turd. Ass cakes are dropped in the toilet soon after consuming such things as Monster Energy drinks, Dr. Peppers, Dr. McSteves, or Cake. Ass Cakes pass quickly and quietly with little to no pain or discomfort. Dropping an ass cake is usually a pleasant experience that should not even require you to grab the nearest Playboy. It is advised that you announce to anyone that can hear you when you are about to drop an ass cake. It is vital information. They wish to know of your pleasure.
Greg: Hey man, I gotta go drop an ass cake.
Joe: I love you
by Ellisniss MGP January 17, 2010
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potato cake

a small round cake of potato roughly the size of a compact disc cd. it is dipped in a delicious batter and deep fried until golden brown, and is normally eaten as a snack with tomato sauce and a sprinkle o' salt.
Potato cakes can usually be found at your local fish & chip shop for 60 cents each.
(australia)
"yeah can i have 2 potato cakes and a dim sim please"
by ungoliant April 25, 2006
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