you are crippled

an insult towards someone to offend them of their non-existing disabilities

hey mate, you are crippled

by justapieceofgarbage January 25, 2021

The Crisco Crippler

When a fat drunk ape opens 5x HU while chewing on a stale cheese curl that he pulled from his back fat

Things were going ok until he started running the Crisco Crippler with 42o and flopping the wheel. What a retarded manatee.

by Gossip Gary March 26, 2022

Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch

Is when ur witch is so mangled that she can be called this. However, the person saying this literally worships the ground she walks on and loves her.

Omg Lucy is such an Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch that I would get on my hands and knees to worship her.

by Witch man August 28, 2022

Crimpler

A crimpler is the thing that crimples u
crimple

"That Crimpler Worked Hard On U This Time"

by Bring Forth Ur Sacred Gothicness February 19, 2004

Crapplecakes

A better way of saying, "crap." It also reminds one of apple cobbler instead of the impolite term.

Holy crapplecakes, I just won the lottery!

by CheeriosRGood February 18, 2011

Crippey

Aborted fetus given life once again.

I coat-hangered my girlfriend, but 6 and a half months later, the bitch's little fucker Crippey'd on me!

by Cripey February 20, 2011

crepple

The area of skin above the eye and below the brow that has become wrinkled. From Canadian decent, this word was developed among skin care professionals to describe the wrinkling of the eyelid.

At the age of 35 , i looked at myself in the mirror and noticed my eyelids developed a slight crepple

by meinster November 25, 2011