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Burner

A professional sports team that, by order of the universe, dooms your betting ticket if attached in any way.
Sports bettor 1: I'm taking Colts ML. You in?
Sports bettor 2: Nah, the Colts are one of my burners. Not touching them.
by samjhoff August 15, 2020
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Burner

What some people call a cheap disposable cell phone.

What is actually a gun that you've acquired illegally to smoke someone.
Incorrect: I bought a cheap cell phone to sell drugs, it's my burner.

Correct: Fool broke into the trap and stole the stash so I went and smoked him with the burner.
by Noggin splitta September 14, 2020
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Bunson Burner

A Bunson Burner is the next step after you preform the Alaskan Snow Dragon. A sexual prank preformed in nature, gather 3 red-hot candies and string into an anal beads, then proceed to do anal. After which you will mention you have HIV.
After we ate chipotle, I hit the girl with the bunson burner.
by Juan445 October 2, 2020
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super burner

a immensely large piece of graffiti , extremely colorful ,like a 1000 pieces , 100 burners , or 10 murals

these can take months to do , they are the top form of graffiti art , and depending on where you live , they can be rare .
by acid.2011 January 11, 2012
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burritto burner

is a filthy wetback mexican always seen with a bull riding jacket and pointy cowboy boots
i was at the home depot the other day and seen a lot of burritto burners asking for work
by fiddly man December 30, 2011
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Phoenix Burner

A dude who fucks a random slut(s) every night.
Dude 1: You here Jeff hooked up with 3 girls last night?

Dude 2: That kid is such a Phoenix Burner.
by Mc_Sizlet March 12, 2011
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Burner

A person who is below average, and even upon further inspection still does not posses talents or useful knowledge.

A synonym for waste of space, and generally used as hyperbole in conversation. In the same way, it’s essentially just a derogatory way of describing a person as useless.

Of course, this is why it’s put in this sense. The word burner at its core is just a way of alluding to how useless they are, as if they existed only to burn out like a cigarette.
“God, you’re such a burner.”

“I hate burners…”
by FictionalBiscuits October 20, 2023
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