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news director bump

An inordinately large key bump or rail/line of cocaine. One that is larger than most dispensings...namely reserved for only the most seasoned of cocaine abusers.
"Sandy gave Dennis a big old news director bump of blow and Barbara said it was too dman big".
by Mrs. Nut Cake April 6, 2007
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bumped into

To meet someone accidentally -- past tense, as opposed to just "bump into".
My friend and I, being avid tennis players, bumped into each other when visiting the local courts.
by David "common name" Green April 28, 2008
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bumpin gums

man i heard you were bumpin gums you need to quit that shit
by brad paul October 15, 2005
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Blum Bump

A traffic hazard officially named "curb bulbout". Named after the Mayor of Santa Barbara, Marty Blum, who allowed these hazards to be constructed in street intersections.
Synonyms: "peaks of destruction", "claws of death", "street pinchers", "artery cloggers", "cyclist hazards".
That car hit the Blum Bump when he turned. That Blum Bump needs to be repainted red because of the tire marks.
by psnack January 27, 2009
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bumper sticker douchebag

self explanitory, but if you want further explanation, someone who almost completly covers the rear bumper and trunk area with bumper stickers that contain worthless pieces of personal feeling and/or stupid informational bullshit. this person is probably a douchebag or dickhead in general as well.
yo, look at this car, this guy in front of us is definitly a bumper sticker douchebag.
by MYNAMEIST February 17, 2007
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Rusty Bumper

When the drunk redman man (generally named Tanto) tries to slip his third mocassin into your turd cutter and ends up just dick punching your fart box. It is called the rusty bumper due to the uniquely rusty color that a redman's dong exhibits.
God damn Tanto was so drunk last night he kept giving me the rusty bumper.
by Strangler Hunter July 24, 2019
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Rylie Nicole Bump

She’s a lil bitch. She’s also gay
That girl Rylie Nicole Bump is so gay
by Babadook the daddy November 12, 2018
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