Usually is gay, has a small penis, and large fucking head and he can't even walk through a damn door because it's so damn big. JESUS CHRIST. Also retarded as fuck and has no experience with girls.
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Brayden is a simp
by Logical_Trash August 11, 2020
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by Brayden1642 December 17, 2021
Get the Brayden mug.A Dutch Bride is a high class blow up doll used for sexual intercourse. They are very popular in Japan. There they rent out rooms with the "brides" at hotels. These dolls are extremely lifelike and can get as serious as real hair and lifelike skin. They look and feel like real women.
Guy one-Did you bang May last night?
Guy two-No man I ended up using a Dutch Bride instead.
Guy one-Damn at least you can do whatever you want.
Guy two-Yah May doesn't let me do pearl necklace but this Dutch Bride doesn't seem to mind. Just shower her of afterward.
Guy two-No man I ended up using a Dutch Bride instead.
Guy one-Damn at least you can do whatever you want.
Guy two-Yah May doesn't let me do pearl necklace but this Dutch Bride doesn't seem to mind. Just shower her of afterward.
by Mia Ballsavich March 9, 2011
Get the Dutch Bride mug.Brayden is a guy that loves country music and only dates girls that like's it almost more than him. Uselly has brown hair with a little bit of blonde has brown eyes. Has a squad that are exactly like family to him but also has friends that are girls that are just friends. Drives a truck and if your his girl and let's you drive his truck then you mean something to him, if he lets you touch his gun that's a hole different story. Loves to hunt, fish, watch tv. Favorite color is red. Try's to be athletic. Looks for girl with blue eyes and is like him. Has absolutely no common sense, but makes A's. Loves kids that he wants be a pediatrician. Looking for girl that loves God more than him. 1/5 redneck. Likes to be with his girl when ever he can. Is crazy without medicine. Is dyslexic, and ADD. Is very old school. Hit my boy up
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by Texas_Br November 4, 2016
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Stupid seeing as the Police don't have guns in England, yet idiots still think they are living in a ghetto.
Stupid seeing as the Police don't have guns in England, yet idiots still think they are living in a ghetto.
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