the all loving and amazing person bruce! he is such a great person to talk to and is really a kind person and cares for others! hes also really great at editing (better than Fanya) and is great at video games (better than Fanya) and also loves!!!!!! Will!! OMG! he loves will from stranger things which i dont agree on but yea! hes great! he has become the person i talk to the most! hes also very special! in both ways /j. At first i was like..do i actually want this, do i wanna continue on with this thing me and bruce is having, i blocked him at first, then i realized that i didnt wanna leave him and that i liked talking being with him! so yea! i love bruce honestly
bruce can f me sore
by Frxnt Man June 7, 2022
Get the brucemug. When you get to a level of highness which your no longer able to bring any words together in a sentence and you can only make the karate chop sounds that Bruce lee makes
Person 1: here mate you good?
Person 2: hoooooohhoyooah
Person 1: fuck sake not again
Person 2: yeoooohaaaa
Person 1: your Bruce lee'd mate
Person 2: hoooooohhoyooah
Person 1: fuck sake not again
Person 2: yeoooohaaaa
Person 1: your Bruce lee'd mate
by Yea mate September 1, 2017
Get the Bruce Lee'dmug. .
by Abreathofaversaillian March 1, 2025
Get the Walter Bruce Willis Is Gossamermug. "If I say Bruce Lee wasn't an invincible Demi-God, I would be excommunicated from The Church of Bruce Lee" - Ramsey Dewey.
by TheHeroKing April 21, 2023
Get the The Church of Bruce Leemug. VERB: To engage in infidelity or betrayal of a romantic partner due to their physical disability or impairment, often stemming from prejudice or a lack of compassion.
“Did you hear about Mike?”
“Yeah, dude. He totally Bruce Carrolled his girlfriend after her surgery. What a jerk!”
“Right? She deserved so much better.”
“Yeah, dude. He totally Bruce Carrolled his girlfriend after her surgery. What a jerk!”
“Right? She deserved so much better.”
by Penny C December 14, 2024
Get the Bruce Carrollmug. My dads
I hear them every night
It makes me sad
I cry
And hard
I cry on my cock and balls for lube
While jerking off to Bruce Springsteen
My mommy died and I use the smell of her
ashes ti cum
My grandpa showed me how to jerk off
He called it shower time but really he touched
my butt
He used to put peanut butter in my mouth
and butt crack
And put the sword in my mouth and booty
cheeks
He yelled sometimes
It was really sexy
His wrinkles felt so nice sometimes
My grandma watched
She died once during a shower time and she
came and went at the same time
I found my sisters clitoris finally last night
It took a while
But she yelled " that's not the right hole"
I was sad
I also make cum paintings I am a natural artist
I'M CUMMING…
SO HARRRRDDDD
I hear them every night
It makes me sad
I cry
And hard
I cry on my cock and balls for lube
While jerking off to Bruce Springsteen
My mommy died and I use the smell of her
ashes ti cum
My grandpa showed me how to jerk off
He called it shower time but really he touched
my butt
He used to put peanut butter in my mouth
and butt crack
And put the sword in my mouth and booty
cheeks
He yelled sometimes
It was really sexy
His wrinkles felt so nice sometimes
My grandma watched
She died once during a shower time and she
came and went at the same time
I found my sisters clitoris finally last night
It took a while
But she yelled " that's not the right hole"
I was sad
I also make cum paintings I am a natural artist
I'M CUMMING…
SO HARRRRDDDD
by Sharedcuminmymouthandyourmoms August 23, 2022
Get the Bruce Springsteenmug. by fux ur mom June 17, 2022
Get the brucemug.