michael bortolussi

Michael Bortolussi (noun): A revolutionary, highly sought-after gadget for bedroom shenanigans, combining cutting-edge technology with just the right amount of mystery and pizzazz. Known for its sleek design, unexpected features, and a tendency to spark uncontrollable erections mid-use, the Michael Bortolussi has become the ultimate toy and the pièce de résistance of any adventurous evening. Warning: Side effects may include excessive erections, questionable decision-making, and the occasional "kill me now" moment.

honey get the michael bortolussi im feeling romantical

by Michael bortolussi lover 99 January 15, 2025

The bortolussi

The bortolussi is a fun new device invented by a man named Chris defer. The bortolussi is a portable wind tunnel showing how aerodynamic an object is.

I used the bortolussi today to see how aerodynamic Michael’s hair is.

by MarcusGolf99 March 31, 2025

French Botox Injection

When a Geordie fornicates with a baguette after the club while eating a kebab

Does Gaz think that sandwich is a “bird”. Looks like a French Botox injection to me.

by Novocastilian August 9, 2025

eat your brocoli

eat your brocoli

used instead of the phrase "don't ask too many stupid/irrelevant questions and just do as you are told".

a boy, eating brocoli for breakfast, ask his dad:

boy: dad, why do i have to go to class?

dad: because it's fun, James. And, please, because I am in a bad mood since yesterday, having gotten a parking ticket, please eat your brocoli. just pick your things so I can take you to your class.

by Sexydimma February 28, 2012

hat on brocoli kid

edit my insta

hat on brocoli kid is better than little gum boy

by imbetterthanyousooooosuckit December 9, 2021

Mandar uma à Brito

Mandar uma à Brito ou Britar é a ação de dar deafen no discord sem avisar ninguém e não retornar por horas.

O Vítor decidiu mandar uma à Brito, não o ouço falar à umas 5 horas!

by ReiMestre March 28, 2026

You look 40 bro get some botox

An insult originating from Angelina Pivarnick on Jersey Shore when she was kicked out the shore house.
It was directed towards Mike "the situation" when he called her a loser.

When your mad at someone and need an insult.
"Get away from me you look 40 bro get some botox."

by Nicole "Snooki" December 14, 2022