bread day

Bread day occurs on the same day on which the freshest loaf of bread you own reaches its expiry date. Though it often results from an unwillingness to eat said bread or completely forgetting about it, realizing it is bread day gives good cause to consume a disproportionate amount of bread that day to avoid wasting any of the loaf.

I brought four sandwiches to school today because it's bread day.

"Oh man, me and Todd ate so many grilled cheeses yesterday. Yeah, it was bread day."

by DLaw3000 September 20, 2009

Bread shuffle

To use your fingers to skip past slices of bread in the loaf. can be done on with any kind of bread.

Dude 1 bread shuffled past the first slice of whole wheat because Dude 2 touched it without washing his hands upon returning from the bathroom.

by Lonedro42 October 19, 2012

Bread Bowl

When a female closes her thighs tightly and her partner poors lobster bisque in the area between her thighs and crotch. Her partner then eats the bisque face first.

For added fun, try the atomic bread bowl. It’s the same idea, only the parter drinks the bisque through a straw stuck in the thighs on the ass side.

“Oh baby give me a bread bowl.”
“I would but we’re out of lobster bisque”

by PIBJoe June 9, 2018

bread it up baby

similar to, “lets get this bread” but motivating someone to do something good for themselves

Example: getting a job, working out

“I think I’m gonna hit the gym and try to lift heavier weights this time.”

“Hell yea! Bread it up baby!”

by kysmackenzie October 13, 2018

Bread chasing

the act of hunting down some wild breads back in the day humans would chase the bread until it got tired so the humans could kill and eat it, but today it is often farmed in factory's. this bread gives the humans the carbohydrates that they need to survive and continue thriving.

(see below for a GIF of some ducks also hunting some bread)

kork: we need food me go hunt now
grok: wood food is good but try bread chasing this time brother
kork: good idea kork like this idea

by Liam Murray October 16, 2018

Bread Crumb

A small socially awkward tiny person, usually named Bridget.

"You're such a bread crumb!"
"Come out of you're shell some time and stop being such a bread crumb!"

by Bread Crumb May 16, 2019

Bread Shop

When a Nigga named Mathew who creates a store that sells Bread.

Mr_moho: "Yo you see that nigga Mathew's Bread Shop. Like a Sandwich Bread comes first"
Mathew: "Nigga I be selling Bread that she feels it in her toes. I'm a real young baker for the 6ix."🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞

by IHateBlackPeopleBecauseTheyEat June 3, 2019