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blanch

usually reffering to a small penis boy. a faggot. a bitch.
center of all jokes
lets make like a tree and blanch the fuck on out of here.

yo that girl is going out with a blanch?
yea she tells me their done in one minute
by michael gallager November 16, 2006
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du blanche

perfection in word form... (godlike) du blanche is everything and nothing. its heros yet zeros, its 10 million and yet 0, its greatness and wat ever the opposite of greatness is.
Worthing rfc could be described as du blanche.. if anyone was to comprehend du blanche the world may end, depending on how angry le du blanche was
steve is du blanche
that was pretty du blanche
le RFC worthing sont si grand ils sont compagnon imbattable que vous savez ce que veux dire je DU BLANCHEEEE!
by shibby von libby December 18, 2007
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Blanch

A name for your grandma most likely in spanish its "El Blancho"
Dude did you eat my BLANCH'S COOKIES!
Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
aight cheef
by qwsdfgbhnmk,juytrewsadfghj October 24, 2018
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beanchild

someone with a head shaped like a bean
such as mi friend lol even tho is ed aint like a bean....
oi beanchild gimme some beans
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by bitemeh! November 17, 2006
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Guided Modification and Branching

Guided Modification and Branching (GMB) describes a process by which species may have originated over millions of years through common descent by the intelligent modification of the genetic code from one generation to the next. It is a subset of Intelligent Design. It differs from some types of theistic evolution in that it proposes that a possible reason God may have had in producing life this way was to build a complex ecology gradually at a pace that the angels could learn to manage and control.
The woodpecker has some unusual characteristics that show irreducible complexity that are difficult to explain by evolution, but can be easily explained by Guided Modification and Branching. God could have taken a similar species of insect eating bird and modified the genetics of that bird to produce a new bird with a hard beak, strong neck muscles, the instinct to drill trees, etc.
by Soovi Matu November 30, 2009
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Blanch

The color of a branch
That shirt isn’t brown, it’s more of a blanch.
by jonstoch January 27, 2018
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Brach

An idiot who thinks hes the sexiest thing in the world. He's actually secretly insecure about himself and when he breaks up with a girl, hands them a piece of paper explaining WHY he's doing the breaking up. then later holds a grudge against the girl who did nothing wrong that HE BROKE UP WITH IN THE FIRST PLACE. beware of a brach girls. hes nothing but a PUSSY and is extremely sensitive; which is just fucking annoying.
Brach: Alicia I love you so much my darling!
Alicia: I love you too!
Brach: What the fuck is wrong with you? You're a whore and im breaking up with you.
Alicia: Why?
Brach: Because. I'm an ass.
by elizabeth293847w9ye May 14, 2011
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