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Bog Legs

A person with abnormally large calves
Person 1: Hey, why are your calves so large?
Person 2: I got the bog legs my dude.
by Michael MACDONALD December 3, 2017
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Fungus Bog

A place of eternal backshots. Used by the ancient Spartans after battle, the word was created to describe the horrendous mess left behind after celebrations. Fungus, describing the actual fungus created from the discharge on the floors and walls. Bog, describing the swamp-like texture on the floors as you walked through the room. Not to mention the literal fauna and flora that flourished in the aftermath.
by Berald Jingus June 10, 2025
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Bog O War

When you and an opponent place a double ended dildo in your arses. Then commence pushing it out into your opponent’s arse. Winner is the first to poop out the dildo.
This party is getting boring, I’ll grab the dildo and we can play some Bog O War.
by Annoyingfister69 May 3, 2021
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bog boy

A gay boy that eats pot noodles and lives in his parents house at 40 years old because his 20 year marriage failed because he thought he was Apollo justice
he is such a bog boy
by kanecklesthecentipede May 6, 2019
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Dig-Bog

The act of poking someone's neck for your own enjoyment.
person 1: dig-bog!
person 2: ow, what the hell dude?
by fbiwhodat May 20, 2024
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Bog Maggots

Small rolled pieces of toilet paper stained with feces that are created when vigorously wiping the bum crack after a shit.

Tiny worm shaped pieces of the paper fall off the wad and lay around the toilet seat or the floor area around the pan that look like shitty little maggots
'For fucks sake Dave, you've left bog maggots on the seat again. Can't you wipe your arse like any normal person?'

'..Sorry love'
by CountLippe February 12, 2021
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bog off

the phrase 'bog off' comes from Stone Age Scotland. the phrase was assembled when 2 counties had a war. The war ended by complete slaughter but the winning team used this phrase to wish them well while passing to the overworld
'i wish you well young sir, now, bog off'
by lxcy.lrx September 14, 2020
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