Blooming

/ˈblo͞omiNG/

Verb
When a man tucks his penis between his legs to make it looks like he has a vagina, then slowly releases the pressure so his penis springs up like a flower blooming.

I thought John and his friends were working on his Harley, but when I went out to the garage, he was blooming in front of them.

by Derrick Leslie September 29, 2022

blomfunk

1. To chill out, and consume drugs.
2. A preparatory drug session to achieve the desired mindset before attempting to go somewhere else.

For several years he lived with some sketchy dudes in a large flat near Soi Cowboy, and on most evenings a handful of working girls would drop by to blomfunk before going to work.

by Tokeboar October 1, 2022

Bloomer

A person of the Boomer generation that isn't set in their ways and is willing to grow and evolve.

Trent is a Bloomer.

by ThaMarvEllisOne October 7, 2022

blomfunk

To meet up and hang out with friends at a designated private location, typically at someone's house or apartment, for the understood purpose of getting high, prior to going out on the town.

Hey bro, mind if I blomfunk at your place for a while before we head over to the Christmas party?

by Tokeboar October 28, 2022

Bloomberg

A person who is a little bitch

You are such a bloomberg!

by anonymous November 3, 2022

bloom shining

bloom shining is combining outdoor plants or outdoor art to the inside of your house by putting them near a window so it shows inside the house.

i like your bloom shining with the rose bush so close to the window, it appears to be inside the house.

by Von trudelburg November 27, 2022

.bloomifx

The best Winx editor ever out sells all Winx editors and SHES the best Bloom Stan 😼

.bloomifx is the best Winx editor ever

by Siredtolaura December 1, 2022