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Mrs.Bright

Mrs.Bright is one bitch ass camel toe havin ass always complaining about some shit that don’t even happen. Your goal is to get in the kitchen, my goal is to get you there lookin ass built like a refrigerator.
Mrs.Bright - *sobs* I can’t get my ear surgery

Everyone else - bitch please miss me wit the bullshit
by Our school sucks👍 October 22, 2019
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Stuart Bright

"Stuart Bright was with Robert again today"
by StirlingBrightIsGay2 February 9, 2020
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oasis brightstowe

the definition would be, imagine dipping a rotten ham sandwhich in a homeless guys piss, mix it with bleach,spit in it, fill it with horse semen and eat it whilst watching inflation, furry, mpreg, vore 10 hour loop for 5 years. then add some chavs who steal your shit and threaten to stab you and some spastics who cant count past the letter g.
fuck oasis brightstowe
by bacterial vaginitis September 29, 2020
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The bright parade

A clever organisation about having biblical music taste and instead of jesus we admire Johnny f**King marr. The official social media page for the bright parade posts indie memes that they actually made (unlike oasismaniaoffical.)
Person 1: noel > liam, hang the DJ!!
Person 2: you have biblical taste!! You should follow the bright parade on insta because you would like their posts.

Person one: thankyou fellow human.
by Jamietfan October 14, 2020
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The bright

The word you call your ceiling light when you're stoned/ hungover.
*corbin turns on light"
Bri& cam "oh shit, why the fuck is the bright on?"
by CowboySpanky January 5, 2021
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Dirty Brighton

The act of fingering your man’s asshole so he shits, then rubbing it on your clit to get wet before he eats you out.
Jessie performed a dirty Brighton to get wet when Nick couldn’t get her there.
by User 173974943081121 September 10, 2021
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Mary Bright

An amazing name for an amazing girl! This girl had beautiful blue eyes with dirty blonde hair and freckles. She is and outgoing and confident girl with a bubbly personality!
She’s such a Mary Bright!
by sHiPLINetHE October 3, 2021
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