punk ass bitch

Someone who acts like they have your back, but when you really need them they abandon you.

JoJo said he had my back, but when I used my one phone call to ask him to bail me out of jail, that punk ass bitch hung up on me!

by theauthormarkwilkins February 16, 2017

Dick bicycle

A method of riding dick which is similar to the motion of riding a bicycle, where the person riding uses their thighs to move themselves up and down and from side to side, just like riding a bicycle.

As enjoyable as this may be for the participants, it can sometimes leave the rider feeling sore in the genitalia region—also similar to the effects of riding a bicycle hard and fast.

As referenced in the Ariana Grandes song "Side to Side", in which guest star Nicki Minaj sings, "Wrist icicle, ride dick bicycle".

"I saw you leave with Sam last night. You two do the dirty, or what?"
"Oh yeah, I rode the dick bicycle marathon up until the break of dawn."

by Big McHugeLarge September 10, 2016

Guard Bitch

We all know that females travel in packs. The guard bitch is the ugly friend(s) that guard the hot girls from unwanted men.

I went to the club the other night and i totally got cock blocked by a guard bitch!

by jxb December 29, 2008

peacock bitch

A girl who is very proud of her behind to the point of sticking it out to gain male attention

She's such a peacock bitch, sticking her ass out for attention,

by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

ditch a bitch

ditching a girl (or guy) cause they are a crazy ass bitch

Dude this girl is so fucking crazy, I have to ditch a bitch

by Aijohn33secenty June 17, 2009

Audacity of this bitch

A meme used for people that are annoying and straight out rude.

The lion, the witch, and the audacity of this bitch

by Giornoisagoodjojo September 6, 2020

mark-ass bitch

The worst type of bitch, one who is a "mark", which means that he/she is a target that is very vulnerable to attack from others. Like a sitting duck. Calling someone this implies that you intend to murder them or do them harm in some way, or that you suspect someone else will, and that they deserve what's coming to them.

"Biggie Smalls and Jr. Mafia some mark-ass bitches." -2pac ("Hit 'em up")

by Nick D July 14, 2004