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National High School Mountain Bike Day 

June 27th, 2010
It's been the dream of all high school mountain bike racers, their coaches, parents, and close friends since the start of the first high school mountain bike league in 2000. Now, on June 27th, 2010, NICA (National Interscholastic Cycling Association) transformed from "idea" to legal fact with the filing of numerous forms. NICA is now a central governing organization in high school mountain bike racing in the United States. High School mountain bike racing is now considered an official, national sport.

June 27th, 2010 is the day that high school mountain biking is going to be celebrated by all whose it concerns.
Person 1: National High School Mountain Bike Day?? Mountain biking isn't a real sport!

Person 2: Check it, bro: (brings up CyclingNews.com article about high school mountain bike racing becoming an official sport) and don't hate

Person 1: ...Well, it's still lame.
Related Words

Nigger earned my bike 

Just one step forward of "niggah stole my bike".
When a black man (colored person) Steals you're bike from,
You're lawn, Backyard or even from you're bare bottom.
If the colored person takes the bike and jumps it over a dragon fire pit swarming with plenty of dragons lands on one of the dragons eat, curb stomps it them has all the female dragons get attracted to him.
The niggah. Will then earn you're bicylce.
Do not worry you nigguh.
You earned my bike.

Or

Nigger earned my bike.

acoustic bike 

A fun play on words used to refer to a regular, non-electric bike. It comes from electric guitars and acoustic guitars. There are electric bikes, so why not acoustic bikes?

A term made up by e-bike enthusiasts who know know "acoustic" relates to sound but use it because it's fun. Apparently makes obsessive weirdos angry.
Person A: Yeah, I have an electric bike but today I'm riding my acoustic bike.

Person B: Haha, that's a one. I'm not going to nitpick the scientific accuracy of the phase because I'm not a pathetic dweeb.

Scraper Bike 

An (unintentionally, I think) hilarious music video by the rap group Trunk Boiz. Both the song and the video are very low-budget - but this doesn't mean the 'Boiz are underground hip-hop; it's closer to Soulja Boi without funding.

Things to watch out for:
1. The vocals sound like they were recorded at midnight - almost all of them are in a loud whisper
2. The video appears to be shot on a hand-held camera.
3. The first verse contains the following rhyme: "I go stupid, dumb, 18 retarded/On my scraper bike lookin' hella retarded."
4. The rapper with the first verse is wearing a black-and-silver weed leaf hoodie.
5. One member of the group (dreaded and has a yellow-and-green hat that still has the tag) never sings in the video but simply does "the upright worm" dance.
6. In the last verse, one of them claims that because his bike has handlebars, he "doesn't even need to steer," implying that the scraper bikes are, in fact, some bike/unicycle hybrid.
7. Throughout the video, the crew ride their bikes in traffic several times, oblivious to traffic. For unknown reasons, these clips were not edited and several shots show the weed-leaf-hoodie MC nearly getting hit by cars.
Scraper Bike by RhymesLikeDimes October 24, 2009

you nick my bike? 

Favoured call of the common emo kid of Brighton and Worthing.

Often shouted to gain attention, and the repeated when intended victim comes closer to discover the cause of the accusation. Can be heard at the Gloucester on a Tuesday night.
"Oi mate, you nick my bike?"
"What?"
"YOU NICK MY BIKE??"
"WHAT??"
you nick my bike? by xWYCx January 20, 2005

The Bike Racks 

A benign threat used to end an adolescent style argument. Often followed by a random future time.
Friend 1: "Princess Leia in her slave outfit is much hotter than Laura Croft!"

Friend 2: "No way!"

Friend 1: "That's it. The bike racks, 3 o'clock!"
The Bike Racks by ar42dent June 18, 2010