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muscle bear

The three "h's" of "Bear" are "Husky, Hirsute and Homosexual." Add "Muscle" in front and the term defines:

a. A hairy (esp. chest)ed gay man, usually of middle years or more, who is well-muscled or well defined ("cut")usually from body-building or progressive-resistance gym work, with visible attributes such as forearm "guns" or "six-pack abs."

b. More generally, any hairy-chested mature (usually but not definitively) gay male who is at least somewhat physically fit, especially one who presents an imposing or dominant presence. Facial hair and a blue-collar look such as the cliche plaid lumberjack shirt add to the image.
(Definition a) -- "OK, in a day when 'Muscle Bear' has started to nudge out older descriptions like "virile, red-blooded, hairy-chested American male, who do you think is really a muscle bear? Can you put it in terms I'd understand?" -- "Oh, you mean gay porn! Blake Nolan, Dean Coulter, probably Arpad Miklos who wears his muscles so well, possibly Ross Hurston, the power bottom from England, and maybe the very hairy hunky Ray Harley. If Ray grew a beard and played the sexual top more often, I think he'd qualify.

But to me, the quintessential Muscle Bear is Tim Kelly in the HOM gay-porn vids. Woof!"

(Definition b) -- "Mary's straight-as-an-arrow husband Lochinvar is six foot one, hairy, a little chunky but still in good shape from outdoor work. He's forty-three and wears a goatee. Is it safe to call him a muscle bear?" -- "Well, you'd better check it out with Mary to see if he would get upset at any gay inference. But if Mr. L. grows a beard and starts hanging out in taverns every evening, perhaps Mary should start worrying. And why are YOU so concerned, might I ask?"
by al-in-chgo February 18, 2010
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logi bear

A cuddly animal most commonly found in the pantry; this animal loves cookies and other sweets.
1. Quick, hide the cookies before the logi bear gets them!

2. -Hey hunny.. do you know what happened to the muffins that were in the pantry?

-Why no dear, i guess the logi bear ate them.
by Adrian Simor December 18, 2008
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cubby bear

a sexual position in which a man and women are standing up and the female is slighty bending over. The male has to have both arms fully wrapped around the females waist as tight as possible with his chest pressed onto her back. Once the penis is inserted into the anus or vagina and you are in this position, then you proceed to hump the female as viciously as possible, using your arms to hold the female tight and not letting her escape. Similar like to bear cubbs fornicating.
Dude, that chick said she's freaking sore because I cubby beared her last night.
by D-Rod928 February 8, 2010
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Polar Bearing

Jumping into the ocean in the morning. Not only crazy, but freezing.
Polar bearing: the pins and needles feeling that you get when you're sitting on your leg is the feeling you get all over when you jump into the water that early.
by your solar eyes October 7, 2006
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Bear Attack

Single handedly the greatest techno song / real life event to ever occur. Created by DJ Technosauce, Bear Attack has found it's way into the homes of many... and left none alive.
Matt: Dude, look at those torn jeans, it's like he just got bear attacked!
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Dan: Miss Reilly, the bears, they're everywhere!
by LeTigra;) February 2, 2009
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Cummy Bear

When a man cums into his partner's mouth (male or female) and said partner has to chew the load for several seconds (due to high seminal viscosity) before swallowing.
Jack gave Janet the cummy bear last night. It almost ripped out her fillings.
by Doc14253 October 18, 2009
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Bear Trap

A Bear Trap is a male who looks like a girl purposefully attracts REALLY hairy guys.
Bob: Tod, I just had an accidental date with a guy!
Tod: But wait a sec, you're covered in hair.
Bear Trap: I know.
by Lieken April 5, 2017
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