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guy guessing

When a guy confidently claims to know something, but in reality, he's just making wild stabs in the dark.
Often used to win arguments or to seem smart to impress the girls.
Tina: "Will we hit traffic on the way there?"
Bob: "No way, it'll be a smooth ride."
*Stuck in traffic for hours*
Tina: "Bob's guy guessing got us again!"
by alvass September 21, 2023
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noice guy

A noice guy is a guy who will always text back straight away and always gass you up. He is always making you laugh and smile which is a good thing because he already knows.
"Robert's such a noice guy."
by hehiho May 2, 2018
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Water guy

Bill: Does this allow the recent events that can show that the legal theory of the coupling through the practical discourses sets our wills predicamently thinking about commonly agreed and proven organizational and management model for the formalities?

Peterson: Ask Pertsa, he is a water guy
by IsmoLaitelaAndTheKokolihapihvi November 15, 2010
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Statue guy

A type of user, primarily on Twitter, that has a marble statue from Classical history (or the Renaissance) as their profile picture and has far-right politics. Such users typically post about "degeneracy" extensively, and bemoan the loss of "Western values" in countries like the United States of America and the United Kingdom. They also typically idolize Roman culture and are disapproving toward LGBTQ+ rights as well as other liberal priorities.
A statue guy replied to my Tweet of my dog with, "This is why Rome fell."
by lazarusinhell October 28, 2023
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Lotion Guy

The guy with a chronic masturbation addiction that leads to domestic chaos and eventual divorce.
Guy 1: Yo nigga what does this guy have.
Guy 2: He has Lotion Guy Syndrome
Guy 1: DAMN!
by swagkid69420 November 9, 2020
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Cummy Guy

A guy who is known for ejaculating more than average volumes of sperm
"Glenn can be fun in bed, but sometimes he's too much of a cummy guy for me!"
by Jack George June 11, 2008
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guy hunting

you go out, preferably late at night.
and hunt for hot guys! duh..
"heyy girl, wanna go guy hunting tonight?"
"yeah, sure"
by sdgfhguydfaj February 19, 2009
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