Baroon

Baroon is the most handsome man on this planet. He not only has the best looks, but also a heart of gold. Baroon is very expressive but goes silent when something upsets him. He has a cute, heartwarming smile that steals hearts.
Baroon would do anything for the people he loves. He'd fight anyone for someone who matters.

Baroon also has a terrific sense of humour. And you can't stay mad at him for long. That's just how cute he is.

Baroon is the best person I've ever met.

Is he baroon? Because he is perfect.

by Frenchomelet November 24, 2023

Baboon

The type of perspn to stand in line at KFC

KFC worker: May I take your order you baboon.
Baboon: I voted for Obama

by UshersGushers February 12, 2024

Badoon

Exclamation; used when a word is pronounced or spelled incorrectly

Derived from baboon, a common insult in LOTM: Lord of the Mysteries

Ezgeeky was such a badoon last stream

by yUsernaame December 5, 2024

Baloonda

Baloonda knows her way around a baloon.

We went to the circus. There were elephants, and of course Baloonda was a clown!

by Smilla Pro February 21, 2025

Fromage Baton

If a joint is rolled and cheese weed is used i.e. Blue Cheese, Mango Cheese etc. it becomes a 'Fromage Baton'

Where the Fuck is my Fromage baton
Pass (le) Fromage Baton
I feel like shit... Need a Fromage baton

by Mr Tie April 4, 2011

Parade Baton

A public erection or semi erection sported by a man that parades around the beach in his speedo swim trunks. These may also be observed on nudist beaches minus the trunks.

Jeeze check out the drum major over there he almost poked me in the eye with his parade baton.

by Steev3d October 2, 2014

barking baboon

a bizarre sex act in which the man screams at the womans/mans ass and then spanks it until their ass is red like a baboons.

i tried the barking baboon last night

by ilovegum November 20, 2015