batman

The dark knight. When you crap on yo girl's back and it looks like a cape. Ewww.

Yo, I batmanned that ho.

by B-dawwg December 25, 2007

The Arizona Batman

The art of rubbing your ass a day or so after shaving with rough stubble on it between and on a girls chest while placing the bat on her face...the bat is the art of spreading the spare skin on your nuts to look like a bat wing

My girlfriend is into superheros so i gave her the arizona batman

by CreepingJesus September 7, 2008

Chalupa Batman

When you go to Taco Bell, buy a chalupa, open it and put it on your girls back and right before you cum you say “I’m Batman” then cum in the chapels and make your girl eat it

My girl loves Taco Bell and doing the Chalupa Batman

by Mike1991 March 17, 2020

batman

When u jackoff on a flash light and u turn it on and sling it on a wall in the shape of a bat.

I did the batman last night

by Luke Joe May 12, 2008

Batman

When you are fucking a GILF from behind and the old woman skin on her arm starts to sag until it looks like batman's cape!

To successfully do this one should put up a lap behind oneself so you get a shadow that appears to be the bat signal on the wall.

"I would totally batman dat gilf"

by Scoota B. December 9, 2008

batman

An explanation to a friend that you were having a wank.

Matt says: Hey man u were looking at porn all dau
Mitch says: nah i didn't have a batman

by Matthew Cameron August 16, 2008

Batman gag

When you put a mask in the mouth of the victim, (like the batman mask)

He just wouldn't stop screamin' so I BATMAN GAGGED him!

by Batman Gagger December 9, 2008