blow up balloons

Giving head

How about you come over and blow up balloons

by Sexy234 September 22, 2015

Dhahran Water Balloon

The art of peeing inside a woman's mouth so her cheeks puff up.

My friend Demitri totally gave his chick a Dhahran Water Balloon last night!

by yumspoiledmilk May 21, 2019

Balloon Head

When a penis head is so thick the owner can push tons of blood into it making it look like a balloon.

I would have never believed he had a balloon head until I saw it for myself.

by KillMePleaseBHS September 30, 2017

weather balloon

A boner inspired by barometric pressure.

"Theres a storm coming..."
"How do you know?"
"I have a weather balloon."

by CPTINcognito October 9, 2016

swollen balloon knot

The end result of excessive anal penetration.

Johnny's swollen balloon knot caused him to walk like a pigeon!!!

by Catepillar Kubota June 3, 2007

Carolina Cum Balloon

An uncircumcised male lays on his back with multiple other men surrounding him. The other men jack off and cum into his foreskin until it fills up like a balloon. Then the uncircumcised male has intercourse with a female and cums in her vagina while at the same time filling her with the cum from the other males.

Me and my wife have been trying for a baby but it’s not working. I’m gonna call in some of my co-workers and make a Carolina Cum Balloon. That will definitely get her pregnant.

by Globbinator22 April 30, 2020

Penial Water Balloon

When an uncircumcised male pinches the top of his foreskin and then begins urinating, the inside of his penis fills up the same way a water balloon would if you filled it with water. Thus creating a penial water balloon. It is fun for the man to then aim and let go to try and get all the urine to splash right into the toilet bowl, although he will pretty much always miss completely and splash his urine everywhere else.

Making a penial water balloon is a good way to clean out all dirt and gunk that constantly gets trapped under my foreskin.

by cantbetheking January 5, 2014