Balloon Guy

Someone who brings joy and good will to the masses using balloons twisted into amazing shapes and creations.

Term coined by Mark Byrne in 1980's. Used as a hipper alternative to other balloon names. Balloonatic, Balloonman, hey clown. Balloon Guy also denotes a skill level above the weenie dog an sword twister.

Also made famous in the movie "Wedding Crashers" known as the balloon guy scene with Vince Vaughn.

"Mark the Balloon Guy is Awesome!!" Last night in the restaurant we saw a balloon guy.

by Bad to the Balloon June 26, 2009

99 red luft balloons

Going down on a woman while she is menstrating and you blow bubbles.

I earned my red wings and made 99 red luft balloons.

by Mr. Red Wing October 19, 2013

Aids Balloon

A weapon employed by the sudanese on 80's disco music. An aids balloon would be released within the chosen attack area,usually consisting of a large crowded dancefloor. When the balloon was batted or popped the surrounding disco individuals would contract the Aids virus without the preliminary Hiv strain. Aids balloons are usually red or brown in colour.

"Tony loved too boogy, sadly he was attacked friday by a sudanese aids balloon"

"Deploy the aids ballon"

"The aids balloon apparantly killed freddy mercury"

by Byron Linn May 12, 2008

ballooned

A soccer term. When a player misses the goal completely when shooting and kicks it miles over the crossbar

Beckham just ballooned it.

by Rich Lawson May 31, 2005

hot air ballon

The act of farting in someone's mouth, causing it to fill up with hot air.

Bobby slowly lowered his sleeping wife's head to his anus, and farted causing a hot air ballon to be created.

by Mr. dude June 9, 2004

Ballon Sword

A ballon sword is a typo for balloon sword, but you're either in a hurry or you are fucking stupid.

How many ballon swords you got, Cooper? I need to shove one in my ass.

by MayMay Aint Slick August 23, 2016

Corn balloon

The act of forcing air through the rectum to make an air bubble in the lower intestine, preformed mostly in prison

Man you dont want to go to jail, they corn ballon you like its a fuckin' parade

by bibliotecha January 28, 2003