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Parental Blindness

A parent’s inability to see their child’s athletic ability for what it is.
I just got a call from a parent of a kid that got put on the JV team. She was very upset that her child didn’t get put on the varsity team. That parent suffers from PARENTAL BLINDNESS.
by HScoach09 April 7, 2022
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hair blindness

When your long hair blows in your face, causing you momentary blindness

See also: "second-hand hair blindness"

When your long hair blows in your friend's face, causing them momentary blindness.

And: "hair gagging"

When your long hair blows in to your mouth, causing gagging.
On a windy day...

Guy: "what's the problem?"

Gal: "Pfffft ! I'm suffering from hair blindness!"
by pchops October 24, 2011
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Blind bravery

Troy had some blind bravery when he pet that cat and almost died.
by boorawrpotato April 10, 2017
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Blind Blame

Blind Blame (otherwise known as Blindfolded Blame) is when someone accuses something or someone else of something that is actually the fault of either the Blind Blamer's own short-comings, or a lack of understanding the other side's perspective/reasoning. The lack of both self-reflection and seeing other perspectives makes it a form of Miserablism, and is most done by students and some political activists.
Examples of Blind Blame include:

• Students (who dont pay attention or study any good) blaming teachers or the education system for their bad grades, without thinking about 1: if they maybe didnt study well, didnt pay attention or just never bothered asking questions, or 2: the reasons the teacher has for giving them that grade, and the reasons the education system has for working the way it does.

• Political activists (who are bad with money and lack good work ethics) blaming capitalism for why they're poor and calling for communism, despite not taking into account 1: their own financial decisions and how their resumé looks in current job market, or 2: why communism usually leads to even more poverty and how capitalism, while not perfect, has more opportunities for monetary success

Note: remember that these examples are not saying that blaming teachers or politicians is always Blind Blame. There's a reason I specified "who dont pay attention" and "who lack good work ethics" in these subjects. Its just those subjects with these traits that I am reffering to
by NickPikk May 7, 2023
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Blind Bombing

Of or referring to CoD: series. At the beginning of the match when everyone randomly chucks a nade in the air.
LOL I just blind bombed this n00b!
MAN! This gamer just blind bombed me.
DUDE!! I'm Blind Bombing hard!!!1
by n00bpwner8675309 April 25, 2011
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Blinding the Gods

Noun:
Masturbating during church and busting your load all over either the priest or a statue of Jesus.
I got banned from most Catholic churches because I keep blinding the gods with my excessive discharge
by Jarl (Baller)Gruuf May 12, 2017
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Blind Friendly

some technology, activity, idea, or challenge adaptive to the blind in a way that makes whatever the task or item unburdening; a statement used by blind people to declare approval of the simplicity or enjoyment of a particularly positive activity or object
A Braille menu at McDonald's is really blind friendly.

The barbwire fence sticking out was not very blind friendly.

The small print on the medicine bottle was not blind friendly.

Graphics on the internet aren't blind friendly.

Tactile maps are blind friendly.
by James Cole April 29, 2008
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