3 am alarm clock

when the police in Newark change shifts thats when most niggers shoot off their guns at each other because there are less officers out on patrol.

Person 1: Hey man aren't you going to set your alarm we have to wake up at three to catch out flight.

Person 2: Nah we have niggers for that, haven't you heard of the 3 am alarm clock?

by Zerkiahh October 27, 2011

Alarial

Alarial used when you want to stab someone in the eye over the internet. Could also be used to describe a homo hobo.

Oh crap, I got a kernel panic! I'd alarial linus torvalds for this.

ex2: New york has an alarial on every friggin corner!

by Techdeckz0r May 2, 2009

three alarm pants

super long shorts that go all the way down to your anclkes often worn with the waist bands below the ass

by the shadymilkman July 7, 2003

charm alarm

when one has a shart attack and needs rescue so they pull the charm alarm

"John, pull the damn charm alarm youre having a shart attack"-PD Tom

by Jacob Tab January 19, 2008

Alarii

the thing you use to clean out the hole of your penis, very painful.

I have a std and I have to get "Alarii'd"

by yogottiiii February 17, 2015

japanese alarm clock

when someone is sleeping and you give them a surprise cleveland steamer

Susan was suddenly awoken with noisey japanese alarm clock

by Botz January 6, 2015

The alarm cock

Waking up a partner by shoving a dick in their mouth and yelling like an alarm

So my girlfriend was pissed because I woke her up with the alarm cock

by Lynimarie February 13, 2018