Apple weenie

someone who buys the newest ipod/iphone/apple product that comes out each year with one extra feature

Ryan had Ipod touch first generation, but he decided to get the Ipod touch 2.0. for no appernet reason....Ryan is such an apple weenie

by drummerdude13903 November 11, 2009

Apple Pie

A woman's vagina

"I'll tell you once, I won't tell you twice.
You'd better wise up Janet Weiss.
Your apple pie don't taste too nice
You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss"

by timcurry May 11, 2018

Apple Dumpling

An apple dumpling is performed for neither pain nor pleasure, but rather a sexual conquest that few have mastered. One must plan to perform the apple dumpling in advance in order to obtain enough nut butter for the ease of entry. The act of performing an apple dumpling involves introducing either , BUT ONLY ONE, testicle into an eager and accepting butt hole. If the proper prep is involved, it should "pop" right in. The final, some would say most important, step to ask your partner to produce enough pressure in the anal canal so that the testicle will shoot out.

Connor, a fertile sexual savant at the ripe age of 19, describes his first experience with the apple dumpling as, "Man, just the feeling of my testicle in a warm, tight, shitty, butt hole and then to suddenly have an angel shoot my ball back into reality was the last thing I expected when going to chat with Professor Ms. Kathy about my English 101 paper"

by BathroomPubicBandit May 15, 2016

snatch apple

A bloodied tampon

I wondered why Shannon was being such a bitch until I glanced at the trash can and noticed the pile of rotten snatch apples.

by Ryjamin September 5, 2012

apple cheeks

What are acquired when one walks around all day with crab apples in their cheeks, even though horse chestnuts have a better shape.

Josh: Peter, why do you walk around all day with crab apples in your cheeks?
Peter: Because I want apple cheeks.

by eclecticbass December 7, 2010

Apple dick

A person who exclusively uses Apple products and sneers on those who use Microsoft or other software and devices.

Ryan is an Apple dick because he thinks people who don't use Macs are not as smart.

by whatshisface2521411 January 27, 2010

Apple Fanboy

An Apple Fanboy fits under 1 or more of the following:

1. They literally sacrifice their life, family and job, and go in the extreme by waiting outside the Apple Store a day before it's new line release- sometimes days and weeks!

2. They own a Mac, iPhone, or any other Apple product, and refuse to believe that Samsung or Google is better.

3. They're completely mind obsessed with Apple, and have all the latest Apple Tech.

4. They think that Android always copy iOS, and refuse to believe that the technology Apple has been around for years.

5. They haven't tried any other device exepct for Apple.

Normal Person: *Sees Apple Fanboy waiting for the iPhone 6s outside the Apple Store 2 weeks before its release* "Hey! What are you doing outside in the rain."

Fanboy: Waiting for the 6s, idiot!

Normal Person: Have you tried the S6? Way better then that Apple shit you're getting. I didn't have to wait outside for the S6.

Fanboy: Whatever! Your Samsung sucks ass. Get lost!

Normal Person: He will always be a Apple Fanboy

by HynotisisAnime September 8, 2016