Alera

An Alera is a beautiful being. She’s gorgeous and kind and she’s almost like a goddess. Scratch that she is a goddess. She’s so freaking smart. She’s adorable and loves books. She has these eyes that’ll drive you nuts with their beauty. She’s a great friend and a great person. She’s got a backbone and an opinion and she’s not afraid to stand behind it. She loves to joke. Especially inappropriately. She has a dark humour but such a pretty soul. If something’s wrong. She figures it out and helps you with it. She always respects boundaries and she’s never afraid to tell you. She’s affectionate and sweet. You’d be the luckiest person alive to meet her. If you catch one, don’t ever let her go. You could basically rob a bank with her. She’s down for anything and is the type of person who helps an old woman cross the road. She’s so perfect and I personally am glad to be one of her best friends.

Person 1: wow, did you see that?! What is that entity? It’s so beautiful!!
Person 2: YEAH THATS AN ALERA. SHES SO SMART AND PRETTY LOOK AT HER!

by Aaaâàbê è àíì paáñçáķěê :D September 20, 2025

Spew Alert

To warn someone in the subject line of an email that they shouldn't read it with a mouthful of anything, or it might wind up on their screen, or keyboard...

"A little joke for you >Spew Alert<"

"Damn, Dave should have given me a spew alert before mailing me the goatse, I need a new keyboard"

by MedPig November 13, 2007

Cash Alert

An alert given as a heads-up to others of impending cash-ness. Usually used to excite and motivate a group to get ready for something amazing/cash.

Dad: Mom will be home with the KFC soon.
Son (yelling downstairs to friends): Cash Alert!!!!!

by Stroppy225 October 27, 2009

Tag Alert

A Phrase a group of men would use to indicate a hot chick who has entered the room and who is definately a candidate for a good fuck.

Hot Chick walks in a bar:

Guy Says to another guy: "Tag Alert, Tag Alert...That chick is hot...I am going to work on that one" (Chat her up)

by Golf Flunkie January 27, 2011

Effort Alert

A term given to anyone who tries too hard when no one else cares

Guy 1: Look at Chris way up in front
Guy 2: Effort Alert!!!!

by Gator12345Gator June 8, 2011

Copper Alert

The act of finding out someone is going to steal copper wire. Uninstalled copper wire damages the electrical grid.

I've had 3 copper alerts this week. These fools think they can dismantle the whole city.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Gag Alert

When you feel like you are about to throw up because of how ugly someone is.

Sarah: Hey!
Sam: Omg look. Matt is coming over...
Sarah: Ew, gag alert.

by Amanda the faggatron December 13, 2012