idiot gear

Asking your girlfriend about her ex's. Not intelligent.

It's a mistake to have your idiot gear kick in and ruin your relationship

by Devon January 11, 2004

idiot zone

idiot zone is basically the mosh pit at a concert

person 1: i got tickets.. but they're in the idiot zone
person 2: excellent - the vibes better

by Flash Ash December 12, 2005

Stoopid Idiot

An insult used to describe someone who is stupid, and an idiot, by mocking them.

"I have a 6 of Rhombuses!"
"Those are diamonds you stoopid idiot lol"

by tomsis January 3, 2009

Fucking idiot

Someone with no common sense and fucks up at everything they do.

John s. Is a fucking idiot

by Dunndunndunnndunndunnnnnnnn November 30, 2017

idiot strings

Strings that are designed to prevent some dumbass from losing his/her mittens. Usually worn by children under the age of 7.

That dumbfuck lost his mittens. He seriously needs some idiot strings.

by veryODD April 4, 2006

Crappy idiot

Being a crappy idiot is being a person who no one likes and is pretty much an idiot

Anthony is a crappy idiot

by Lola's January 15, 2014

idiot singing

When someone absentmindedly sings a crappy song over and over to themselves. If they don't know the whole song, they repeat the parts they do know, much to the annoyance of people around them.

Clerk: (quietly singing) "Ooh baby baby, how was I supposed to know/ something wasn't riiiiight..."

Receptionist: "Can you PLEASE stop that idiot singing! You have been singing Britney Spears for like 5 hours."

Clerk: "My God, you're right! I don't even like that song. Sorry."

...5 minutes later...

"Ooh baby baby..."

by figsandcheese November 5, 2009