jizz station

That moment when you’re about to climax and you go into the position consisting of toe curling and twitching whilst on the point of ejaculation

Ronnie: Kevin stop licking my asshole, i’m about to enter the jizz station!
Kevin: Sorry Ronald, we can move onto something else. I want this to go on for a while.

by Ronnie Singh April 18, 2020

Take a jizz

A term to use for masturbating.

I have to go take a jizz.

by Joseph smith123 December 14, 2017

Jizz metal

An all-encompassing term for any boundary-crossing orgasmically good song or band. Used instead of the annoying practice of genre hairsplitting.

Bob- Cynic is fucking sick. What kind of band are they?
Jim- Jizz metal, don't worry about it.

by bb+af May 2, 2011

Jizz on dress

Its an angry cult chanting jizz on dress. Someone wear the Monica Lewinsky dress while the crowd goes wild.

Jizz on dress! Jizz on dress

by Richard of arms November 3, 2021

Jizz Merchant

One who peddles ejaculate.

You are a Jizz Merchant. Wootenanny!

by KillBill2303 February 17, 2010

jizz dishes

The lower back dimples on a really sexy girl that you just want to fill with your jizz.

Simon: I love lower back dimples.
Harley: Yea, I just want to fill those jizz dishes.

by dirtywordz May 12, 2014

Jizz-Balloon

Like a water balloon, but instead of a balloon filled with water, it's filled with semen, possibly inside a condom instead of a balloon.

Bro! Me and my girlfriend after sex last night had a Jizz-Balloon fight! It was nuts!

by Jusquisha May 30, 2016