cracked fact

A 'fact' proposed by Cracked.com to be truthful but is in fact inherently specious.

Cracked fact - A sandwich started WW2

by Captain Conundrum February 9, 2014

Matt Fact

Information or statistics that have not been researched and are told convincingly to seem believable. Similar to "Fake News", but it originates from the saying "as a matter of fact" which was short handed to "Matt Facts"

"Most people order a half cow or pig throughout the year."
"Those are definitely Matt Facts."

by BBJY February 25, 2024

facting

the opposite of lying, its when you start spitting facts, commonly used when people are in denial and think you're lying

guy 1: "your girl sucked my dick for hours man it was like a blowjob encore"

guy 2: "man shut your meatloaf looking headass the fuck up you're lying"
guy 1: "more like facting"

by attackah December 4, 2020

Fact of thumb

It’s equivalent to “Rule of thumb” and this phrase is only used as a new web language.

The food is cold by now cz you’re late. It’s a sad fact of thumb.

by RasSunshine February 19, 2022

Crocodile Fact

A useless fact that someone really wants you to know. Usually said when the fact has little to nothing to do with a conversation or in a large gathering of people. Seen by the fact giver as useful information or a party trick to show off smarts.

The term was originally coined by Joinen (An Australian Youtuber) during a twitch live stream. The stream has since been uploaded to his channel under the name WooHoo's MESSED UP "Girl Types"
In the video, Joinen reacts to a girl chasing after another girl, while girl 1 spouts useless facts to girl 2.

Boy: I'm thinking about getting the new iPhone
Girl: Did you know Martin Cooper made the first cell phone call
Boy: No one cares about your Crocodile Fact(s)

by K1ngpsych3 October 20, 2020

Fact

Used in agreement to plans or a statement.

A: "Yo, lets cop a bag and turnup at the club."
B: "Facts"

by CurbanCam December 11, 2017

Fact Sheet

It's a shit of paper containing lots of fucks.
Oh wait, I meant "It's a sheet of paper containing lots of facts"!

Well, at least you get it.

It's a kid-friendly way to write/say fuck shit.

Intentional -
Teacher: Here's a fact shee-
Students: *laughing*
Teacher: Anyway... Here's a fact sheet. A fact shee-
Students: *hysterically laughing*
Teacher: WOULD YOU STOP IT!! A FACT SHEET CONTAINS LOTS OF FACTS , AND TODAY YOU WILL WRITE AN ESSAY ABOUT THE FACTS LISTED HERE!
Students: *explosion of laughter*
Teacher: I give up.

by Entity 303 May 7, 2018