Craig's Lobotomy List

The place to find employees to staff a front office.

First Patient: Did you ever notice how receptionist's have no personality ...? ...Where do they find such people??

Second Patient: Oh, they get them from Craig's Lobotomy List.

by phiddy February 19, 2010

Craig Dowman

An extremely handsome man, who will steal your girl. Known for his humongous penis size, wits, cunning, intelligence, and overall awesomeness. But Craig Dowman can be quite bothersome at times, although he may not mean it, and has slept with so many people he lost count at 52.

Craig Dowman is awesome!

by LiterallyEveryPersonEver May 25, 2022

craig-ified

you only know once it's too late

Oh no! You're going to get craig-ified!!

by ivebeencraigified June 26, 2022

Farmer Craig

A self hating jew.

He learned to speak german instead of yiddish because he was such a farmer Craig.

by Reginald von mauhmn January 1, 2019

Craig

Craig is a person who tend to be making sensitive jokes but always make it clear its a joke and he is a big weeb and cant play db legends.

Craig is short.

by Pan dblgndz June 13, 2020

matt craig

poggers. an absolute unit.

"wow, did you see matt craig over there?"
"yes"
"how wouldyou describe him?"
"poggers"

by hottestgirl445 December 31, 2020

Craig

The most beautiful and radiant boy across the land, his smile lights up the universe shining brighter than any star. He is my beam of light in this cold solace place of solitude. I’ll love you forever and then on

My little snow bunny Craig is the cutest thing ever

by Cr•aig September 19, 2022