San Francisco pile driver

A guy puts a condom on his foot or hand and covers it in lube. Then proceeds to punch/ kick a private part till it goes in.

I saw a guy get a San Francisco pile driver now I'm mentally scarred

by Big chief nutsack July 22, 2016

Penguin Pile

When you get separated from your wife at the zoo and end up locked in the penguin exhibit and are lonely and horny looking for companionship and the only thing around is a group of furry penguins that ultimately ends up in some kind of fucked up inter-species orgy.

I got separated from my wife at the zoo so I got in a penguin pile.

by Penguinandbeerpong August 20, 2016

Friday Pile Up

A game played by officer workers on a Friday.
A single toilet is selected and everyone in the office takes a shit in it through out the day.

By the end of the day all the turds are piled up leaving the cleaner a lovely treat to sort before they go home for the weekend.

Person 1: “Have you seen the size of the Friday Pile up in stall one?!”

Person 2: “Yeah, I laid the last log and it was poking up above the bowl”

person 1 “The cleaner will really appreciate her weekend after cleaning this one”

by Eddybee April 30, 2025

pile

An organized arrangement of cockroaches, usually in the formation of a word or phrase.

Dude, did you see that pile over there? I wish I could read.

by Mary Switzer May 28, 2018

galloping piles

Fourth-degree (or grade 4) piles permanently hang down from the anus and you cannot push them back inside, when they play up you must gallop, or run for the lotion

Sitting on your rubber ring you suddenly get a severe burning sensation and must run or gallop to the medicine cabinet to obtain treatment, hence Galloping Piles.

by Peter Shaffer July 15, 2007

Pile of dicks

A description of the traffic inside the city of Chicago.

With the rain & traffic and it’s gonna suck pile of dicks.

by HollaJ May 2, 2019

Georgia Pile Driver

When an arbitrary number of males bust a nut into a measuring cup after which the concoction is poured into a female laying naked in the pile driver position (woman on her neck with legs in the air) for the purpose of insemination. The woman then must lay in this position for 6 hours to let it kick in.

You know Stew and I want to have a kid but don't want to know who the father is. We are thinking about giving Mary the ol' Georgia Pile Driver.

by Washygigg Sauce January 16, 2025