Free canoe is a classic Craigslist prank wherein someone's name and phone number are used in a false ad on Craigslist. This type of ad typically has a desirable item priced for free or a low sum of money.
Yo dawg, my phone keeps ringing with people asking if I still have the free canoe. I don't even own a canoe!
by Sarrus25 May 27, 2017
Get the free canoemug. by The Real Bossman June 6, 2018
Get the Free Lancingmug. Josh: Dude, you look like you haven't shaved in a week. Are you growing a beard?
Alex: No dawg, just been doing a little "free bearding", while I've been on vacation.
Alex: No dawg, just been doing a little "free bearding", while I've been on vacation.
by Chickypoo247 December 4, 2011
Get the Free Beardingmug. A popular saying first used by Anthony Clarke it is now used to make fun of him because he is cheap and cannot afford orange juice
by Scrubs diggity May 22, 2017
Get the Is water free?mug. An invisible sticker that is pasted on any Christian by their Protector, Deliverer, and Healer, as promised in Psalm 91, where God promises to shield all believers who abide in Him from any pandemic, plague, or pestilence.
When the devil works overtime to make you doubt whether or not you are really under God’s protection because of your sins or addictions, just show him your Covid-free sticker.
by MathPlus July 16, 2021
Get the Covid-Freemug. A word that one calls out when one goes and attempts to tap someones testicles with the back of their hand. Usually a guy. Hopefully.
NOTE: If you're a girl and have Testicles, you should have that checked....
NOTE: If you're a girl and have Testicles, you should have that checked....
Me: Hey Thad...
Thad: What?
Me: FREE DONGES!!!! (backhand to the testes)
Thad: (On the floor).
Me: HaHaHa!!!
Thad: What?
Me: FREE DONGES!!!! (backhand to the testes)
Thad: (On the floor).
Me: HaHaHa!!!
by $ie July 16, 2008
Get the Free Dongesmug. by Bornscorpion October 6, 2011
Get the Gerber-freemug.