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YouTube

A safe haven for teenagers to upload shitty raps and promote their mixtapes.
Mike: John uploaded a rap on YouTube
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YouTube

Formerly a friendly place to upload all sorts of video content onto the internet and make a couple of bucks here or there. Now it's been overrun by vloggers clickbaiters and toy review channels. What went from a place to upload all sorts of entertainment has become the most cancerous site on the internet, with every trending video being some sort of clickbait, toy review or vlog.
Me: Man, remember when YouTubers uploaded good content?
Friend: I sure as hell would rather have gaming videos over 100 degree knife clickbait or Jake Paul
by Captain_Cancer September 26, 2017
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Youtube trending page

The area of Youtube where you will find very little content if any, about 48/50 videos on trending contain 0 content and cringey thumbnails (excluding most sports). Videos on this page are actually staff picks and not trending.
I scrolled through the whole Youtube trending page and found like nothing good to watch.
by please enter your username February 2, 2021
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YouTube Kids

A dark place. It first was born with being a place for kids and joy, then it became the most cringe website ever. Personally I find more family friendly making your kid watch a full marathon of porn or horro than making him use YouTube Kids. I think that Ryan's World can be a perfect example
A: Have you ever tried YouTube Kids?
B: No but I think that a sluaghterhouse would be better
by The goofy ahh dude May 12, 2022
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Youtube (Def: 1):
An action of offensive and pointless stupidity; an individual who acts with offensive and pointless stupidity; a moment of offensive and pointless stupidity.

Youtube (Def: 2): An action of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence; an individual who acts with inoffensive and purposeful intelligence; a moment of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence.

Prof. Dr. RTGame PHD
Example (Def 1): A person farts in a crowded elevator and screams "It was I" and laughs maniacally. It smells really bad and people start to get sick. The person starts to play a Tiktok compilation on full volume without using headphones. This person is a Youtube.

Example (Def 2): A person stands back in a crowded elevator to let others in. They ask you which floor you would like, and press the button for you. They invite you to view a genuinely funny meme they found on Tiktok with you using their audio splitter cable, and it makes you laugh and brightens up your day, gosh you really needed that. It can be tough working a 9 to 5 shift, and sometimes you just need the funny meme. Thank you, kind stranger. This person is a Youtube.
by Gabriel Kahn January 22, 2023
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YouTube Shorts Kid

A kid that is addicted/too into YouTube shorts, and tends to say the newest (or reuploaded) memes out loud.
Person: “Hey, what’s up?”

Shorts Kid: *looking at phone* OMG HAHA SPINNING CHIP MEME *T-poses* 1 2 BUCKLE MY SHOEEEE 3 4 BUCKLE SOME MORE-

Person: Ugh, he is such a YouTube Shorts Kid.
by Alexander_7777 June 14, 2023
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bootleg youtube

when some one sends you a bunch of short videos on instagram or snapchat
"bro you hit me with that bootleg youtube last night, i couldn't sleep."
by emmabrohommie March 9, 2017
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