yogurt you

Yogurt you is a term for finishing on your partners face and then letting it sit and coagulate to the consistency of yogurt.

Jim: "And Sarah told me to yogurt her man, no lie"

Jack: "So she just sat there and let it coagulate?? Freaky."

Yogurt you, the action of finishing on your partners face and letting it coagulate.

by L0ng_d0ng_silv3r January 28, 2016

Greek yogurt

Greek yogurt is cum flowing out of a man's asshole after gay sex.

Me and my lover both made greek yogurt after hot sex last night.

by Opencrate1987 February 11, 2017

Greek yogurt

Semen inserted into the anus during anal sex.

"do you want some Greek yogurt?"
"She like Greek yogurt in her mouth."

by Greek yogurt lover February 19, 2018

Yogurt!ng

When you take mushrooms with dairy and citrus to onset a fantastic high.

I yogurted last tuesday for my grandson's bris, he's such a good little mensch. Afterwards, I sharted while i peaked. I highly suggest yogurt!ng to all of my colleagues.

by clydevanhasselberglovesgloves April 17, 2022

bone yogurt

seminal fluid, male ejaculate

come get some bone yogurt straight from the tap

by penisflytrap February 16, 2016

watery yogurt

watery yogurt

watery yogurt

by Debskelly1985 May 12, 2023

Ear yogurt

When a lactose product like milk is left in the ear canal long enough to furment into yogurt. This will affect balance, smell, and sinus pressure causing head aches.

The smelly guy fell down due to his ear yogurt ...

by Chucknasty December 22, 2016