Paris Barnes

The god of the Nigga race.

I just got done praying to Paris Barnes.

by Paris Barnes April 8, 2023

Barn

The annoying fucker in the group, most likely with a mentall illness. People act like they like him just so he doesn't feel bad.

1: Oh shit bro the Barn is comming! What do we do?
2: Just act like we were just about to go home and come to my place!

by Dank_Prank January 4, 2018

Barn Schnitzel

Someone who lives in a barn and eats a lot of meat.

Jerry was a homeless man who lived in Farmer John's big red barn. He loved to eat tenderized meat. You could say he was a Barn Schnitzel

by NASCARJUNKMAN January 8, 2024

Barn digger

Similar to a gold digger, a barn digger hooks up with a country boy to populate his out buildings with cute animals as seen on Instagram and Tik Tok.

Angela only hooked up with him because she wants mini Highland cows, she's a real barn digger

by legendary T-Bone June 22, 2025

Barn Arm

The hefty dong of a well endowed sailor

Is the barn arm over the yardarm yet?

by i-love-brocolli July 2, 2024

Friendly Barn Gate Meeting

A meeting in which farmers from the dating site "farmers only.com" have an orgy, sometimes with animals.

I was going to take my exams tomorrow but I already have a friendly barn gate meeting to attend, and I hear Farmer Joe is bring his horse.

by Obviously Jesus March 8, 2015

Barnes and Unstable

From the 2015 movie Pixels. Something Sam Brenner (Adam Sandler) said as a joke to Ludlow Lamonsoff (Josh Gad) in response to a picture book made by Ludlow which he showed to Sam.

You should sell it at Barnes and Unstable.

by Mikkebak October 1, 2022