Where’s My Phone?

One of the best songs on Mitski’s album "Nothing’s About to Happen To Me."

Yo bro do you know about Where’s My Phone?
Yes bro

Where’s My Phone? by KAIDYN_WEE March 13, 2026

Where's Kinger?

Line from the episode 8 from the web-series The Amazinng Digital Circus

Oh shit man i got scared as shit bruv

If i didn't know any better it would seem like... Where's Kinger?

Where's Kinger? by Paulord March 24, 2026

Where & Wear

The one stop shop for clothes AND lobotomies!

Don't go to Where & Wear, my Miis are now refusing to leave their houses and are mumbling about the retail version!

Where & Wear by Mr. Enderman April 9, 2026

Where's Mark, William

When Omni-man (Nolan Greyson) asks William where Mark (Invincible) is and the fact that he was supposed to be dropped off an hour ago form the current time of asking.

"Where's Mark, William...you were s'posed to drop him off an hour ago"
"Uhh Amber dumped him and he didn't like my advice so he went to go find Eve"
"Call him"
*Omni-man stares intently*

Where's Mark, William by valevity May 7, 2026

It’s 10 PM; do you know where your children are? 

It’s 10 PM; do you know where your children are? — This was a regional program bumper / public service announcement from the late 1960’s through to the late 1980’s. In some regions, there was an 11 PM variant. This was sometimes the lead in to news programs. But best of all, it was NIGHTMARE FUEL for some of the best childhood ghost stories and URBAN MYTHS that kept a kid awake at night after scary stories were inappropriately told to them by mischievous baby sitters.

No mommy, this never happened to me…honest!!!!!!! Nor, was I ever the perpetrator of telling such a tale.

…And then while the mom was watching t.v., a man came on the screen and said, “It’s 10 PM; do you know where your children are?”. A shiver went down the mother’s spine so she went to check on her kids. When she opens the door there was a man standing over her children's dead bodies holding a bloody butcher knife. AND HE WAS WEARING A BUNNY SUIT…

It’s 10 PM; do you know where your children are? by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 25, 2023

Who/Where/Whereself 

A humorous response to reply with when somebody questions what your pronouns are.

“Hi, what are your pronouns?”

“I identify as invisible, so I go by who/where/whereself.”

“Bro what-”

Who/Where/Whereself by RubyJean_ February 14, 2023

Don't shit where you eat

Do not cause trouble in a place where you must be on a regular basis. Often used with workplace romances but can also apply to relationships with students at your school or starting shit in general.

Kyle tried to ask Jennifer out. I told him don't shit where you eat.

Don't shit where you eat by A1988 February 16, 2020