Whale Bone

When in spoon with a new girl and she feels your erection bent along her butt crack. Forcing her to grind on it, leading to intercourse.

I took her home and she just wanted to curl up. Though after feeling the whale bone and squirming she gave into the inevitable.

by Graff40b February 9, 2009

whalette

An overweight or obese human female under 21 years of age.
A whale (mature overweight female) who has not reached maturity.

"That whalette at the club was hot. Even though she's fat, I'd drill her."

by Taras LaFong October 12, 2004

WhaleBlow

When you are getting head from a fat chick and you nut in her mouth so hard it comes out her nose.

I was so backed up that while Mindy was giving me head, she got the Whaleblow last night.

by Dr. Hearn October 17, 2008

whale on a boat

when a whale has a huge boner. and he lays on it like a raft. and it looks as if he was on a boat.

look at that whale on a boat. no, thats his penis

by Whale On A Boat March 1, 2011

nignog whale

a colossal (gigantic,huge,fatass, whale,hugenormous,abnormally big) Nigguh. Usually when you cant tell the gender of them.

Wow, look at the nignog whale laying on that bed!

by chrilliam January 23, 2010

My First Whale

A legendary vibrator found in a smoke shop in Berkeley, California. There is no other like it nor can it be purchased online. It is twelve inches tall and five inches thick. It costs approximately $39.99.

"Do you know what I saw in that smoke shop?"
"...what?"
"MY FIRST WHALE!!!"

"B fucks hardcore with video cameras and 'MY FIRST WHALE'!"
"Man, that's the shit!"

by Latisha Jackson August 14, 2007

punch a baby whale in the face

what you feel like doing when you're really, really, REALLY freakin' pissed.

"I'm so mad, I could just punch a baby whale in the face! Bam!"

"Wow, did you see Kelly when that dude told her she had small eyes? She looked like she wanted to punch a baby whale in the face!"

by I don't actually punch whales April 9, 2010