Wilson

a guys stomach that is round and high up like they have a ball under their shirt.It resembles "Wilsom" the ball that Tom Hanks grew accustimed to in Castaway. Often "Wilson" is accompanied by skinny legs.

I told my ex that he better not go in Toys R Us because it looks like he is hiding Wilson under his shirt.

by jp1 November 27, 2006

Wilsons

A phrase used for the $100,000 bill. Woodrow Wilson is on the face.

"While he throwin' Franklins, I'm throwin' Wilsons"

"I got so much money, I toss Wilsons on them hoes"

by UOENOwho May 24, 2013

Robert Wilson

A boy who is the epitome of awesomeness. One who many from the 14-16 age bracket adore. May be described from time ti time as "slow" but doesn't take this term to heart. To sum it up, the best guy in the world. Belongs best with a Brittany...

Brittany Harris: Really want me to be your Slow Girl?

Robert Wilson: Of course...

Brittany Harris: You're so awesome...

by Slow Girl March 25, 2009

Wilson

The bizarre sexual act of defecating in a condom sealing it with a knot and then consuming it in order to defecate it again.

Hey Dan I've just done a fantastic wilson it's working it's way through my lower digestive tract as we speak.

by Daniel Gatley November 11, 2007

dirty wilson

When two males are going at it in a dirty Taco-Bell bathroom

Melissa walked in on Conner and Wilson just as they were performing the dirty wilson

by william clay July 3, 2007

Wilson

A Wilson is a certain kind of person. Usually the person freaks out when he sees a certain car (usually camaros). The person also mentions that he will be getting a new car everyday, and that his mother has seen one for him. This car usually turns out to be too expensive. This person also claims to have a penis in excess of 24". This person claims that he's had sex with 4.2 billion girls.

Damn, that guy's a Wilson. There's no way he uses Magnum Condoms.

by gary max larson February 17, 2008

Ross Wilson

1. To innocently destroy.
2. To inadvertently allow total obliteration.

3 mile island was a pretty big Ross Wilson

You really Ross Wilsoned the hell out your thumb when you cut it off chopping onions.

by Dr. Fuzz April 4, 2009