go-go web

much like how spiderman's web comes from his wrist while he says "go, go, web!", a go go web is when a gum has sperm in his hand and says "go, go, web!" while flicking the sperm at one of his mates. works best when drunk
"dude! dwayne just pulled a go-go web on coop
by Nereid9 April 07, 2006
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web-star

Someone who appears in video(s)/picture(s) on the internet, and will potentially be seen/known by strangers; especially for silly or inane videos/pictures.
Jason is quite the web-star, after the video of him throwing up in the toilet was posted; he can't walk around campus anymore without someone laughing at him.

or

He deserves to be a web-star: the bozo posted the video of him splitting his pants himself.
by Sue Cofer October 05, 2007
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web-sit

sitting on the toilet while also sitting on the web
kathy: whatcha been doing in the water closet for so long?

betty: oh ya know, just my daily web-sit
by pass the holy water December 07, 2017
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Lauren’s Web

When a girl named Lauren talks you into sex and now you’re a part of her “web
Bro. Lauren had a whole speech n talked me into her web. I got caught in Lauren’s web bro!!
by ThatDude-Guy June 16, 2023
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Laxo finter Webs

Laxofinterwebs.
The lack of internet connection. Or lagging.
"I lagg for laxo Dx"
"wtf is that?"
"Laxo Finter Webs! :O"
"Oh."
by GoldOilMarker March 17, 2009
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Web Pope

A person who likes to rule over administrative rights to a server, website, and/or database. Not to further development, but for the sole purpose of being able to say that they own it.
"Kevin, I need admin perms for the website so I can finish that page we talked about."

"No, Dan, you can't have the permissions. My coding skills are far superior to your own."

"But Kevin... You never do anything on the site."

"Fuck you, Dan! You're not getting shit."

"Kevin the Web Pope strikes again!"
by Mangoman Deluxe March 17, 2017
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Wood wide web

Contrary to popular believe (see: ala mode), the Wood wide web's nonsensical capitalization structure is purpose built for it's own rationale. You see that the wood can be utilized, speaks to human's ownership of the domain of Earth. The wideness of this expanse, speaks to the spooky incantation which follows it. That is to say, we have not uncovered all rocks, harvested all grain, plowed and fertilized all soil. And, while this may be scary in that Brown Recluse Spiders are all around us, wanting to murder us for our existent nature--they mostly love in the woods, protecting their own webs. . ."mostly"
Eric Cartman is a proud user of the Www to. . .uh justify bully in the Wood wide web. Like a comment bullying a bully--which in this case, the thought completes itself. (I.e. : "I have evidence, and I'll use it!" )
by BestEgo November 18, 2023
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