Walrus syndrome

When your girls pussy looks like the mouth of a walrus.

"I wonder why I can't maintain a relationship"

"I guarantee it's because of your walrus syndrome"

"You might be right my pussy is pretty gross"

"Ew"

by Tittyspanker47 January 23, 2017

walrus flossing

When a pair of underwear (primarily female) that are so tight you cant see the back of it.

Tom: I was fucking this fat chick last night and she was walrus flossing.
Yuro: Nice man! Wish my girl would walrus floss.

by rhinefam March 23, 2017

Walrus

A weird looking penis.

"Karl has a walrus"

by Frostedwind May 6, 2017

Walrus nap

When you are piss drunk and pass tf out on your back, mouth wide open and snoring loud af.

I had the longest walrus nap last night. I was so fucked up.

by Ajpyo10 August 8, 2017

walisson

Destined to be Niall's boyfriend after he (Niall) decides to come out of the closet at a big opening night on a Modest Golf event, breaking a lot of girls hearts.

OMG, see it's Walisson, Niall's boyfriend!

by Secret Agent 69 August 25, 2017

Walrus

A man pretending to be what his superiors want him to be, despite what he actually is. Like a circus walrus the man is obedient to his master in order to get fed. The man has no dignity, he does what he is told in order to survive.

I AM THE WALRUS

I am the walrus, he is my master.

by Wallythewalrus October 2, 2017

walrus chin

Adjective; when your scrotum tightens to resemble a walrus chin.

When Whalen got out of the swimming pool his shorts fell off and revealed his walrus chin.

by Dr. Lyktrbvr October 13, 2017