Wake Gobbers

A relatively new phrase, coined by the transition from the harassment of overweight individuals with the catchphrase "Weight Goals" that shifted to "Wei-Goals!" (sped-up) and finally ended up becoming "Wake gobs," which has now transitioned into the final phase, "Wake Gobbers."

The term no longer refers to overweight individuals but is primarily used in a situation where something unusual has happened, implying that it is a "Gobbers moment" and that it's time for everyone to "Wake Gobbers."

Justin: What the hell, I just won the lottery yesterday.

Steven: Wake gobbers! Wake gobbers! That's a gobbers moment right there. Wake gobbers!

by TheCreatorofWakeGobbers October 31, 2023

Wake up on the grumpy side of the bed

To discover that your partner has doubled down in retaliation for a recent relationship slight of yours.

Johnny Depp missed Amber Heard's birthday party, so he had to wake up on the grumpy side of the bed.

by AQuokka April 20, 2022

Wake the Snorlax

The act of cumming in a girl’s mouth mid-snore to make it go down her throat and wake her up.

Dude, my girl stayed over at my house last night, you know I had to wake the snorlax!

by Jicksunk July 2, 2022

Wake up

When you wake up in the morning and start making a list of what to do and how to. So you can chase your dreams.

Sassy the sasquatch: Just do good things and good things will happen to you mate:
Big Lez: So how do i do it?How do i turn my dreams into a reality?
Sassy the sasquatch: Whats the first thing anyone before anyone start their day? You wake up

by Khais July 7, 2024

Wake and Make

Waking up solely for making sex, and then going straight back to bed afterwards.

"I randomly woke up at 6am, so I wake and maked sex with my girlfriend and then slept till noon"

by PowWow August 31, 2013

digital wake

The period of time after a famous person's death, during which social media is filled with posts memorializing said person's life and accomplishments. This can effectively render social media unusable.

Can't use facebook today. It's David Bowie's digital wake.

by Confuseus April 22, 2016

Morning Wake Up

The act of waking someone up by pissing into there face as they sleep as you tap them on the shoulder.

Lawn Dad 1: "my daughter always sleeps in until noon how to I get her to wake up earlier?”

Lawn dad 2: "for 3 days straight I pulled a Morning Wake Up on kalyee and she always gets up right at 6 o clock sharp"

by Straightpipenation January 10, 2021