Briefcase wanker

A phrase used to insult somebody carrying a briefcase.
Can be shortened to 'briefcase' or 'brief'.

"You briefcase wanker!"

"Stop being a briefcase."

"What are you doing Ben, you brief."

by brianurlacher54 December 16, 2008

dirty walker

A dirty Walker is someone who just before climax, rings their mum and tries to cum before she picks up the phone. A big risk taker.

Man that guy is nuts, Stacey said last night he was plugging her ass and he started to call his mum. Must be a dirty walker.

by Liam the dick eater April 15, 2020

Pervy Wanker

The phrase is a play off "pervert" and "to wank." Literally, means someone who masturbates with perverted qualities. It is often used in a playful sense to label someone who is not shy about hiding his sexual appetite.

Can also be used negatively to label someone as a chronic masturbater or someone with immoral sexual desires; however, it is more often used in a playful sense.

Look at that old dude flirting with all of those young girls, what a pervy wanker.

by Skeeloiii March 20, 2011

Johnnie Walker

The greatest whiskey/ scotch blend known to mankind. Mix with Jack Daniels and Jim Beam to create a drink known as "The Three Wise Men." (Some prefer to add Jose Cuervo instead of Jim Beam.) Very popular amongest the Indian community (from India.)

My friend thought he was hardcore because he drinks JD, so I gave him a couple shots of Johnnie Walker's Black Label and he was on his ass.

by Dee July 22, 2008

Willie Wanker and the Fudge Packing Factory

It's a porno about a some dude's nephew bout to inherit a sex toy factory but the only way to show devotion is by fuckin' some whore in the ass!

Filthy Fucker : Yo, you got dat new Spidaman movie?

Clerk : No.

Filthy Fucker : Hm, how bout dat Willie Wanker and the Fudge Packing Factory?

Clerk : 'the fuck!?

by CumChup December 10, 2007

Bus wanker

Perjorative term used to describe wankers that take buses, generally shouted out of a car window while driving past. This word came from a channel 4 program the inbetweeners.

"I might be a bus wanker, but at least I don't drive that gay yellow car"

"Bus wanker"

by RoosterStencils May 13, 2009

Weed Wanker

Masturbating during or right after smoking pot.

Joe gets so horny when he smokes a bowl, he's such a Weed Wanker.

by SuttonP June 24, 2011