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homo winter gear

Winter clothes such as jackets, pompom snow hats and baseball caps, worn instead of impressive winter gear such as overcoats, plain skullcaps and deerstalker hats. So called because such winter gear is typically worn by gay guys or pansies.
Because gay fellows or pansies are denied liability insurance, they are only entitled to wear homo winter gear such as winter jackets and pompom snowhats or baseball caps. Homo winter gear does not require liability insurance.

"I'm sorry, Kenny," said the claims examiner, "but because you cannot afford liability insurance due to the big H-shaped hole in your wall, you may only wear homo winter gear, such as a winter jacket and a baseball cap or even a pompom snow hat. I know you'll look like a pansy, but that's the way it is."
by JMC70 March 24, 2019
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mumbai winter

Ghosts are like mumbai winter, you might believe in it, but it doesn't exist.
by digitalhumor September 30, 2019
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Dirty Winter

Someone who rides and doesn't let the man pull out, and uses the cum to make the man a breakfast sandwhich the next morning. She also doesn't believe in minecraft.
"I heard Katie tends to be a real dirty winter."
by Slikfang September 26, 2021
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wilson winter

The fastest gay since James Charles
Harley: have you seen Wilson (wilson winter)?
Dexter: holy shit he's such a fag
by Saltywetham July 18, 2022
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Irish Winter

An extremely mild winter with little to no snow fall and temps ranging from 30 to 50 degrees Fahrenheit with consistent over cast and rainy conditions. Typically used in regards to winter in New England, but applies to anywhere where it should be cold and snowy, but isn’t that year.

Aka a warm winter.
This Irish winters been such a bummer, there’s no ice to slap the puck around!

I love a good Irish winter! I don’t have to deal with any snow, and it’s warm enough to play golf!
by Patty Bangs Harding January 22, 2023
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Fimble Winter

To spray icy-hot or another cooling agent on a man's asshole and ballsack
Did you hear John got fimble wintered.
by Femurfighter March 21, 2023
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Sophie winter

person 1 "Sophie winter"
person 2 " please god no"
by just better than sophie April 30, 2023
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