WANNA B DAD

Don’t just call yourself ‘Dad’ and expect kids to love you, it’s a title you have to earn.

P1: I don't care for much but pretending to be a wanna b dad is pathetic.

P2: your mom.
P1: Wtf that got to do with your responsibility of emotional support idiot!

by 911111101010101 March 25, 2019

A wanna be

Someone who is trying to be someone they are not

Ruby your such a wanna be

by Refraction2 June 11, 2019

Kinda wanna do

Kinda wanna do dont want to but do want to low key need motivation

“Hey mate wanna go out tonight?”

“Kinda wanna do but only if you guys wanna go out, cause I kinda wanna go to gym in morning”

by Trudstar September 28, 2019

wanna loaf?

When someone is handling a large loaf of fiberglass insulation and they offer it to you as a joke.

Hey Jacob, wanna loaf?

by Walking_Lazarus October 2, 2019

I wanna throw up

When someone makes a really cute remark about something or someone and you want to say something other than "awww"

"I love every moment I spend with you."
"omg, I wanna throw up!"

by bbmi19 August 4, 2019

Mary jah wanna

Sounded out version of marijuana

Hey dude. Wanna try some mary jah wanna

by BigNigga812 June 7, 2018

Wanna twinkle

A cute way to ask somebody to fuck with you.

Boy: Hey.. wanna twinkle with me tonight?
Girl: Awe yes! Definitely yes.

by HolaCelisee¿ April 24, 2020