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wake relatives

Relatives you never see until there is a funeral in the family & they show up to act greedy, stir discontent within the family, or stuff their faces with as much free food as they can at the post funeral reception.
When granpap died, all the wake relatives we hadn't seen since gramma's funeral began showing up to see who would inherit what, to point fingers at who caused granpap's cancer, and to stuff their faces at the buffet afterwards.
by Ihor Ivanenko May 25, 2010
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wakeness

The noun from meaning sleep.
No one can resist the temptation of wakeness.
by MR.hu March 4, 2023
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Southern Wake Up

To be awoken by your sister giving you a hand job.
After my southern wake up,I was ready to start my day.
by BillyJackoff September 4, 2020
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Don't Wake Up The John

a slang used to refer to a sleepy man who shall not be disturbed
My friend said to don't wake up the john aka his father otherwise he shall punish me with impunity
by WIlliam Penilecock January 2, 2023
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Wake and slate

When you wake up and get blackout drunk and go to work
Hey wanna wake and slate
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Wake and Cake

It is very similar to wake and bake except with cocaine. It's a powerful wish, to wake up and do a line. You BLOW out the candles on your birthday. There fore every one knows you extend the weekend one day longer for 'wake and cake' right El Don, said Dizzle. The world is changing. Back to the 1970's disco era of wake and cake. It's a reverse revolution. Kids want to snort Adderall, and watch porn. When really a wake and cake is the mediation around.
All the Jewish dealers in the hood wouldn't sell me any blow on Sunday. Because it is day of rest. So I had to wait till Monday morning to wake and cake. Later, Cube. Then let's go get some frosting to go with that cake.
by ShimDizzle April 14, 2014
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Wake up squirt

The act of a girl squirting on her boyfriend‘s face to wake him up before sex
My girlfriend gave ma a wake up squirt,woke me up by squirting all over my face, and then having sex with me. The act of a girl squirting on her boyfriend‘s face to wake him up before sex.
by SacPhil September 30, 2025
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