vegetarian surfboard

An outdoor bodysurfing orgy involving sprouts, carrots, and a good time.

"We surfed her veg all night"
"Yeah, it was a real vegetarian surfboard"

by sproutgirl April 13, 2014

Vagitamins

Another word for prenatal vitamins.

My wife takes her vagitamins once daily.

by bluzebrother11 May 30, 2014

Vagitamins

Another word for prenatal vitamins.

My wife takes her vagitamins once daily.

by bluzebrother11 May 30, 2014

vegetarian librarian

A comedic way to say a lesbian.

Hey dude did you go out that cute librarian yet ?
Hell no, man she's a vegetarian librarian. She's likes women.

by DUFF GIRL June 18, 2014

Vagitation

When a girl has a big ass bush.

Guy 1: How's your girls pussy?
Guy 2: Damn dude she has a lot of vagitation!
Guy 1: Shit that sucks.

by Gayby69 September 5, 2016

Vegetarian meat

Cannibalism, meat that comes from a vegetarian.

Is that vegetarian meat cooked yet?

by Booiiii October 3, 2016

Vegetarianian

Someone who only eats things that eat vegetables.

"Do you have any food limitations?"
"Yes, I'm a vegetarianian. I only eat things that eat vegetables. So please clean your grill if you have ever used it to cook corn, asparagus, or any other disgusting non-food substances."

by notnAP July 23, 2017