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Norfolk State University 

The illustrious Norfolk State University is a 4-year HBCU located in the heart of Hampton Roads, VA. NSU is home to the largest football stadium amongst all HBCUs and the #1 theatre program as well. At NSU, We See the Future In You. Every year, Norfolk State graduates soar to new levels and they are sure to leave their mark on society. BEHOLD THE GREEN AND GOLD!
I am a proud graduate of the Norfolk State University.
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Ghetto University 

verb. To attack or beat up, to pummel.
Because he insulted my mother, I had to take him to ghetto university.
Ghetto University by Crazzzz November 3, 2010

Da Crib University

Where College students sent home due to coronavirus in Spring 2020 now go to school
A: Did you get sent home to do online school?
E: Yeah, I go to Da Crib University now. Catch me on Zoom

University of Phoenix

That school you know from spam email. Another diploma mill like Walden University or Trinity Southern University that US News and World Report thinks are below even a ttt.

Their school consists of canned classes and shares most of the content with the other online schools. There is no original thought, their reputation is that of junk mail and no one that you have ever heard of has graduated from there.
Let's check me email today... ...penis enlargement... ...refinance my mortgage.... university of phoenix wants me to attend.. ..some chick named Susan wants to get it on with me... ..same junk mail, different day.

Google University 

The school of choice for self described experts who make ridiculous claims and attempt to back them up with "evidence" gleaned from google searches. Signs attendance include links to various fringe websites, blogs, and media outlets well known for twisting facts to suit the position of the writer(s). Other signs include lack of credible evidence (or inclusion of anecdotal evidence) , the writer/blogger thinking they understand science better than scientists, and talk of government conspiracies.
"Other than the provided bullshit from google searches links, the best evidence available is the anecdotal evidence provided by interviews with blank, blank, and blank. The government, doctors, scientists, corporations don't want you to know this because it will cost them money, power, legitimacy. I have A degree from Google University many years of experience in dealing with this issue. Tell your friends, this conspiracy to hide the truth must stop!"

St Andrews University

The top university in Scotland and consistently in the top 5 in the United Kingdom.

The university itself is dominated by a public school, oxbridge-reject English population. Americans and Germans make up the largest minorities. Small groups of Scottish, Northern Irish, Canadians, Chinese, Indians and mainland Europeans are recognized. You can sum up each subject by the groups that dominate them.

For example, North Americans - International Relations, English - Classics, Chinese and Germans - Economics, all other Brits - Sciences

St Andrews is well known for being the third oldest university in the english speaking world, having the oldest debating team in the world, and even has the oldest student newspaper. With 600 years of quirky traditions (such as Raisin Weekend, Academic families, Pier Walks, and the famous red gowns), the most pubs per student than any other uni town, and a tight knit student body it is no wonder the university has the best student satisfaction rate in the entire UK, earning its title as the Bubble.

St andrews students usually become very successful. Inventing logarithms, being on 100$ American bills, and becoming the future King of the United Kingdom are only a few accomplishments of our alumnae. But no one would be surprised if a St Andrews student was found as a professional wine taster in a posh part of London.
"I hate yahs"
"Don't go to St Andrews University"

"I love Americans"
"Go to St Andrews University"
St Andrews University by GUPPERT January 8, 2010

Nigger University 

First framed in the 60's, nigger university is another word for prison. It was assumed that with the prison system becoming geared more toward rehabilitation and less toward punishment that blacks that went to prison learned more behind bars than at any of the black colleges at the time.
Where's Tyrone? He went to Nigger University again cuz he be rapin and stealin.