twitter widow

A twitter widow is a man or woman whose spouse or boyfriend spends most of his/her time on twitter. Leaving the other person to feel widowed.

Geez I never see my husband anymore because he's too busy living his other life on twitter, I am a twitter widow

by Jlburton82 September 17, 2013

twitter fail

a tweet that is so stupid that all of your followers have no choice but to reply with insult and possibly unfollow you

tweet:1% milk is DOPE
Reply:stfu why do i follow you?
Reply2: yeah what a twitter fail

by knicksboy58 October 8, 2011

Twitter Parents

Parents that tell you everything their doing in the house just to keep you updated

"Son I'm gonna take a shower"

"Whatever"
"Dude you have twitter parents"

by pfi February 17, 2015

Twitter Argument

The most degenerate form of human interaction

"I got caught in a twitter argument and lost 20 years of my lifespan"

by The lazy second coming of God August 8, 2022

Twitter effect

The phenomenom where people strive to lead more interesting lives for the sole purpose of having something worthy of tweeting about.

I think her volunteer work and frequent trips to Europe are a direct result of the Twitter effect.

by Werdnurd June 19, 2009

Gay Twitter

A cess pool filled with twitter gays. This is the place you'd go to get your self-esteem and body image destroyed. Elitism and superficiality is at the pinnacle of the culture of gay twitter.

Josh blasted his half naked ass on gay twitter complaining about his body to make himself more relatable for likes and retweets.

by EMPHdk October 19, 2018

#FF Twitter

Sheep tag, please follow me, I have no friends, therefore I am posting this irrelevant link to make myself feel important

OMG I just saw something really mundane #FF Twitter

by sixsidedman November 22, 2010