Turbo Tiv

Someone who has never been within a 1 mile radius of a women's touch, however this being loves to try and snake anyone's girl despite never actually seeing one.
Person 1: Hey have you seen Turbo Tiv?
Person 2: Yes I saw him interpreting a dog.
by BruhSandwich October 27, 2019
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turbo dude

a person who is a level higher than alphas and sigmas.

it is a satirical term addressing the issue that alphas and sigmas are idiots who invented a type of person calling it superior and put themselves in it.

turbo dudes cant be comprehended by alphas or sigmas.
idiot who calls himself sigma: what do you mean youre a turbo dude? what is it anyways. i am a sigma so get out of my way.
superior turbo dude: huh, you wouldnt get it, youre just a sigma, i am a turbo dude. so shut your mouth.
by lolieatdirt March 19, 2024
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turbo slobber

when a man gets his ass eaten while having his penis spun in a circle (much like a helicopter)
Your mom gave me some crazy turbo slobber last night
by BBLdrizzard12 August 20, 2024
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Turboed

I turboed home, knowing I had some good snackage waiting for me
by CROSSFAD3D_OG March 29, 2019
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Turbo Snake

A Turbo Snake is the genitalia of a man, most commonly known as a penis.

Turbo Snake is used when a gentleman wants to show his dominance to a female, often by showing her his massive schlong, this usually entices the female to mate with the man and allows him to show the true power of his Turbo Snake.
"Go on mate, get ya turbo snake out and show her what ya got!"
by imconfusedbythistoo September 25, 2018
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Turbo Douche

A person who is the pentacle of douchedom.
Jim is such a turbo douche and nobody likes him.
by MarzMan February 19, 2024
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Turboing

An advanced form of jelqing

The act of tying one end of a rope to ones penis and the other to a vehicle, then using the vehicle to pull the rope and stretch the penis.
I’m still sore from all that turboing we did yesterday.
by jelqmastergyattgod May 13, 2024
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