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Junk trunk psychologist

A backyard psychologist usually straight out of jail who thinks anyone that prefers the company of fit looking people rather than ppl who look like old boots and old footy’s is a sex offender and deserves to be extorted and harrassed based on their professional diagnosis. Sex offenders make them look like normal citizens so making a big deal out of a harmless situation is high in list of priorities.
I can’t find my fucking Undies and someone took a dump on my lounge room floor!

Yeh brah you got a visit from a junk trunk psychologist
by Cruciferous August 8, 2021
mugGet the Junk trunk psychologistmug.

surfside trunk fuck

Having an anal foursome while on a shortboard with backwards trunks on with no lube While surfing surfside huntington beach, CA
Dude I pulled a surfside trunk fuck yesterday

(Sparks Joint)
by surfside grom October 24, 2018
mugGet the surfside trunk fuckmug.

junk in the trunk

by SebaliMotherTrucker June 17, 2024
mugGet the junk in the trunkmug.

Trunk Slammer

One or more people that show up at your house to do a job and have a car full of tools and tools in the trunk and they don't do the job well and you have to pay someone else to do it
1. Those trunk slammers,( see above definition), really did a job alright after them I had to pay double to fix what they broke and then the real job. 2. I told you not to hire trunk slammers for this job you fired.
by Rhedder October 5, 2023
mugGet the Trunk Slammermug.

Junk in the trunk

To have anal sex.
Hey Kevin did you and Stacy do the junk in the trunk last night?
by ChldshBrawlbino December 10, 2021
mugGet the Junk in the trunkmug.

dick trunk

the base of the penis. Compared to a tree trunk.
Jason was wearing his jeans so low you could totally see his dick trunk.
by Jinde Kush June 29, 2015
mugGet the dick trunkmug.

Trunk water

Bitch I'm thirsty go out and get me some of that trunk water
by Blumpkintroll1488 May 19, 2018
mugGet the Trunk watermug.

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