A sex act in which a man engages in anal sex with a woman, without any lube. The woman then releases gas during the act, not unlike a Trumpet.
by Fbbb September 23, 2010
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I am going to tell you something, yes I am! All immigrants are bad people and we don't want any of them in the country. So there you are ... it's TRUE I tell you! It's the truth!
And I'm going to the Head Trumpter of disinformation. gaslighting disinformation
And I'm going to the Head Trumpter of disinformation. gaslighting disinformation
by --Viking February 22, 2017
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Once upon a time, there lived an old puppeteer who was very skilled in the art of making little wooden boys. One puppet was made and granted magical powers so it came to life, however when he told lies his nose grew to obscene proportions.
Pinocchio: Oi Geppetts, was out boozing last night, only went to the blue anchor, pulled and nailed this gorgeous midget puppet all last night, she was rimming me then we just stayed up doing loads of class A's.
Geppetto: Fuck off trumpet warrior
Pinocchio: Oi Geppetts, was out boozing last night, only went to the blue anchor, pulled and nailed this gorgeous midget puppet all last night, she was rimming me then we just stayed up doing loads of class A's.
Geppetto: Fuck off trumpet warrior
by BobbyDazzleWazzler80 December 9, 2009
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by @Riflerangehoney April 7, 2017
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YOU TRUMPET!!! YOU VOTED FOR TRUMP!!! THAT IS THE WORST MISTAKE ANYONE IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD COULD DO IN THEIR LIFE!!! Not to say I diddn't vote for Trump.... BUT YOU DID!!! I would roast you right now but you inherited his fatness and won't fit in the oven anymore...
by NOAVIER April 20, 2018
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