Q: Why the fuck is there a Bunsen burner and a can of tinned spaghetti set up in the prep store
A: Troy Tingz man
A: Troy Tingz man
by Troy Tingz March 5, 2021
Get the Troy Tingzmug. An Alaskan man, Troy… a ceiling fan man, likes feet and memes. Wants to stay in the garage and forge over going out with friends. Troy… Loves French fries never gets ice cream from Mac Donald’s because the machine “never” works. Troy… Lives in a small shitty morman town. Doesn’t date because all these bitches is hoes. Wears glasses, gets grumpy when touched, will let you play with his hair but do NOT touch his titty. Prefers to have rocks thrown at his man junk over getting his nip caressed. Is friends with mostly girls. Wears cow boy boots and an orange and grey hat that has knife and gun on it. Has a small mouth but sure can talk a lot. He is NOT FAT HE IS FLUFFY. Blows steam out ears when frustrated. Can be nice when he wants to. Only nice to ppl he doesn’t hate. That’s why he is mean to me hence why I am defining Troy… he is also smart and funny but puts to much pomade in his hair
by Daddy332 November 15, 2021
Get the troy…mug. Troy is a fat cunt.
by Brodies mum October 8, 2020
Get the Troymug. When children or pets are in the presence of a Troy and all common sense or discipline flies out the window and they become spastic not listening or behaving
Oh sorry about our dogs behavior he went Troy dumb ..or I apologize about the loud noises , my kids went Troy dumb .
by Dirtyshirt tee October 24, 2022
Get the troy dumbmug. Troy is that kid that has many problems up in his head but at the same time you keep him around for entertainment value and plus he's got some good qualities to him, like who doesn't like a guy who talks about jerking off and fucking his sister, all jokes aside Troy's a loyal friend and one hell of a comedian
Oh man did you hear about that kid who jerked off In the washroom while watching porn on the school laptop, I cant believe he really pulled a troy!
by Mrrogersretartdadoptedmom October 17, 2019
Get the Troymug. by Kachow42069 December 8, 2019
Get the Troymug. He has a brown kind of a chinky eye. He doesn't like being called Troi because he said it's too overused. He loves his girl so much. He likes black, white and gold. He's a sneakerhead. He loves watches. He loves to play ball he's actually a good basketball player. He has a good type of music. He loves cuddles. He loves to flirt with his girl even in public so anyone would know that his girl is his only. He has such a sweet smile that'll make anyone melt. He knows how to treat his girl and pamper her like a princess. He loves to compliment out of nowhere. He loves talking about his future with his girl. He can get easily jealous so better not mess with his feelings. He is everything, he is there when you are down to bring you back up. He is always smiling and will try his best to make you smile. He loves giving gifts even on a random day. The girl who marries him (which is me tf? who else? duhh) will be the luckiest person in the whole world because he is one of a kind.
I just can't help but fall in love with that Troi Karlo every single day.
Troi Karlo has a juicy a$$ that his girl loves to squish .
Troi Karlo has a juicy a$$ that his girl loves to squish .
by unknown.01 November 23, 2021
Get the Troi Karlomug.